I Have A Cold And I'm Being Such A Baby About It. Have Some Ghroupchatfics Because I Can't Focus On Longer

I have a cold and I'm being such a baby about it. Have some Ghroupchatfics because I can't focus on longer writing at the moment.

Rating it Teen for some sexual humor. You know how it is.

[Swiss sent a picture to the Ghroup chat (NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO CHANGE THE NAME ANYMORE, NONE OF YOU ARE FUNNY.)]

Swiss: All of this is dews long ass hair

Swiss: look what I had to cut out of the fucking vacuum cleaner for the past 30 min

Dew: you leave my ass hair out of this you motherfucker

Sunny: that entire hairball is his?! Dew, how's your head???

Mountain: as his most recently serviced customer, I don't have any complaints.

Dew: HEY

Swiss: AYO

Aeon: Dew if u come to my room inhte next 3 minutes I'll give you a 5 ⭐ review on Yelp

Dew: hate you all.

Aether: stop bullying him, he'll cum.

Everyone is typing...

Dewdrop has left the chat!

Sunny: RUN AETHER

Aether: I'll power walk. His little legs could never keep up.

Aurora: I bought him heelys!

Aether: why would you do that.

Aurora: I just want to watch the world burn.

Swiss: Aeon, still need help?

Aeon: jxjsbabsjxjxbsbshagavsjjjjñnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

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Sunny: okay there's a bag of pizza rolls in the freezer that expired yesterday, three eggs and a bag of something that used to be a leafy green.

Cirrus: I did the shopping last time, I've got immunity this round.

Sunny: kk, drawing a name!

Sunny: Dew's turn! I'll send him the list.

Dew: nobody talk to me once I'm there

Dew: you know I develop a fucking route and I'm going to stick to it so send in any last minute requests now

Aether: nanners

Dew: bananas are already on here

Aurora: blood sausage?

Dew: not sure if they sell that but ok

Aeon: more energy drinks

Dew: No.

Mountain: can you pick up some spinch too?

Mountain: *spinach

Dew: yeah I can pick up some fucking spinch

Dew: is it for a slad

Dew: you gonna make a fuckin spinch slad dirt boy

Mountain: sleep with one eye open

Dew: holding my pillow tight

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Aeon: gonna start spelling it like musick now

Aeon: this makes me a better musician right

Ifrit: musickian

Aeon: run away w me

Ifrit: can't we just cuddle

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Swiss: Aurora, my sweet! Have I told you how absolutely stunning you look today? And what a joy you are to work with in this infernal project of ours?

Aurora: i think you just wanna touch my private parts

Swiss: yes