Whenever A Post Of Mine Has Any Sort Of Reach It’s Normally About A Ship Of Some Kind. You Guys Dont

thinking about klefki. the beautiful beautiful boy.

look at his silly face. his rotund shape. do you ever think he collects keys because he too looks like one? is the reason he doesn’t let go is because he thinks of them as brothers, as friends?

“object pokémon are lazy and stupid,” you may argue. klefki may not look like any traditional pokémon. but he still feels. he can still express emotion through those keyhole like features of his. klefki is just trying to live his life through his niche interest, and all you want to do is call him unoriginal and uninspiring. he keeps people’s keys safe. they TRUST in klefki. klefki is a friend of the community. it was driven out of its natural habitat from a lack of food. now he gives back to society, and they give back to him: with keys.

not to mention he is a STEEL/FAIRY type with PRANKSTER and MAGICIAN as ability choices. with a move that prevents pokémon from switching out. and spikes. and magic room, if you didn’t feel like running magician. things that would be so prominent in competitive they could only bestow it to something with a 470 BST.

i for one, will be happy to see klefki return and able to be caught in bulk in legends za. you better appreciate him too.

Sorry for dying take this doodle in recompense

based on my own experience ingame

Is this anything

being a trial captain must be tough. imagine having to spend all day guiding 11 year olds to fight giant powerful monsters while you stand off to the side and think “damn i have a paper due at midnight”

i think we need to give alola some credit for its educational output simply because its trainer school isn’t a one room glorified daycare

so apparently quaquaval and tsareena have some sort of mlm and wlw hostility feud that i didn’t know about until now so having both of them on my team for the majority of my first playthrough feels REALLY funny now

i wish legends felt more like a traditional rpg because i’d love to hear rei/akari’s thought on seeing someone that looks just like their best friend except with crippling anxiety spirals

Adventures in Castelia City! Even though the Nintendo’s Pokémon section had every Burmy form, there were no Quaxly plushes </3. Maybe next time

Thanks for feeding into the opposites attract kalosshipping propaganda

I’d like to go with “Poképrotags and their stances on swearing tierlist” for 200

For the record I think Red is like the worst of them when it comes to swearing I just wanted to get my nonverbal headcanons out there