Watchmen, Хранители

I like that it looks like he’s slouching

Kingsman, Кингсман

Looking into why they decided to kill off Carson and finding out it was essentially for shock value and I’m never going to not be mad about that

Ермолов, 1812

Алексей Ермолов × Undertale AU Ермолов по характеру похож на Санса. Подумайте об этом. Ермолов — артиллерист. Думойте) EN: Ermolov is similar in character to Sans. Think about it. Ermolov is an artilleryman. Think)

SGA × Long Dark — rus & en ↓

LD for @mystery-lake Rodney for @cow-on-a-skateboard

EN The story of Long Dark is very suitable for Rodney, if he were less panicked and whining. 1. The scene is the abandoned North of Canada. 2. Survival in harsh winters 3. There is something to dig into: flaps of radio towers, fixing a malfunctioning radio, crafting cartridges and walkie-talkies. 4. There is a mysterious yet incomprehensible perhaps not natural phenomenon — the northern lights, from which everything fails, electricity suddenly turns on (it does not exist in fact), and animals go crazy. 5. With Cooking, in addition to the usual loot coffee, coffee from acorns was added (this exists).

LD! Rodney: An extreme researcher, scientist and engineer. He has been living on the island of the Great Bear for several years. He does not communicate with anyone, only in emergency situations he contacts a hunter from the Valley or a man by the Lake. A sharp axe, a faithful rifle and a sensitive ear are his main companions. He is tough, strong. He can carry a lot of firewood and stand up for himself. All he needs is a sturdy home away from animal fangs and the nutty taste of acorn coffee.

@yourbuerokrat2

I am actually quite serious but if your reaction is not what I was hoping for I am going to pretend I was joking haha

Rus:

я на самом деле вполне серьезен, но если твоя реакция не такая, как я ожидал, я притворюсь, что пошутил, ха-ха

Same energy / Литерали

@yourbuerokrat2 and wonderful @centipede-rain Concept idea

>Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.

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First, Q stretches out his foot and waves the tip of his toe in front of Picard's face. He remains silent for a long time with his eyes closed. Then, gently, timidly, he touches him lips to the black skin.

A satisfied smile touches the moody curve of Q's lips. He lowers his foot lower, forcing Picard to get down on one knee. And then he puts it on the floor altogether.

Picard is having trouble breathing. He feels his face burning with humiliation. The captain's uniform doesn't have a stiff collar, but it feels like something is constricting his throat. And his lungs felt like they were in a vice. 

An inner instinct tells him that it is better to appease the deity in advance, without waiting for a disgruntled foot twitching.

Picard gets down on his knees and bends his head, touching his cheek to the cold floor. It makes it easier to lick the sides of shoes, not just the toe. The latter became shiny and wet from the captain's zeal.

Барклай-де-Толли, 1812

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