Sorry Not Sorry, Dear @sillyfacesofjohnsheppard

I don't really have anything to say this is stupid

He has already disgraced himself a lot, now he wants to come to you

kate lethbridge-stewart really is the strongest person on earth.

“i think you bring joy” as if she doesn’t have the most stressful 48 hours of her life every time she sees the doctor. that woman has a level of faith in him that the saints can only aspire to have in god.

Запомните, твари: если перс Хьюлетта не опиздюливается, это не Хьюлетт, это двойник, близнец В хештегах блеа можно указывать вообще любой фильм (Дальше спойлеры): Кодер — удар по ебалу, СГА — пытки и удар по ебалу как минимум, Бермудский Треугольник ака Последние герои — сдох, Куб — сдох, Кладбищенские Крысы — сдох, Видеть — сдох, Даркнет — опиздюлили, вроде, Уровни — опиздюлили, сдох, НО ВЫЖИЛ!11 Химера — что бы вы думали? Конечно, сдох! Восстание бибизьян — опиздюлен. АХАХААХ БЛЯТЬ я хуею А. Короткометражка про лифт тоже сдох)00 ENG: Base, base: If Hewlett's character doesn't act out, doesn't get punched in the face, it's not Hewlett, it's a doppelganger, a twin

In hashtags, you can fucking specify any movie at all. (Further spoilers): Cypher — punch in the face, SGA — torture and punch in the face at least, Bermuda Triangle aka The Last Heroes — dead, Cube — dead, Cemetery Rats — dead, See — dead, Darknet — dead, like, Levels — dead, BUT SURVIVED!11 Splice — what would you think? Of course he's dead! The uprising of the macaques — was beaten. AHAHAH FUCK me

Сколько нужно Дженаев, чтобы вкрутить лампочку? Нисколько.

Чтобы вкрутить лампочку, им нужен Родни Маккей

How many Genii does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not at all. They need Rodney McKay to screw in the light bulb.

Тот самый момент твоей жизни, когда  ты не смог найти нужный арт и поэтому сделал свой //

It's the very moment when you didn't find the desired art so you just created it

@yourbuerokrat2 and wonderful @centipede-rain Concept idea

>Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.

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First, Q stretches out his foot and waves the tip of his toe in front of Picard's face. He remains silent for a long time with his eyes closed. Then, gently, timidly, he touches him lips to the black skin.

A satisfied smile touches the moody curve of Q's lips. He lowers his foot lower, forcing Picard to get down on one knee. And then he puts it on the floor altogether.

Picard is having trouble breathing. He feels his face burning with humiliation. The captain's uniform doesn't have a stiff collar, but it feels like something is constricting his throat. And his lungs felt like they were in a vice. 

An inner instinct tells him that it is better to appease the deity in advance, without waiting for a disgruntled foot twitching.

Picard gets down on his knees and bends his head, touching his cheek to the cold floor. It makes it easier to lick the sides of shoes, not just the toe. The latter became shiny and wet from the captain's zeal.

Oh, yes! Finally! I waited a YEAR to see the discount. There was no discount even on the "survival" sale

this is the price of two small buns in the store)

lol. Turns out she's not "survival." A punch in the face, oh well.

Вы тоже смотрите фильмы с Джо, представляя, что это AU Шепарды? Do you also watch movies with Joe, imagining that they are AU Shepards?

Он выглядит как молоденький холёный AU Шеппард, если бы он не летал, а пошёл бы по стопам отца или просто родился в хорошей семье с серебряной ложкой в жопе

И теперь он пытается завести хорошие знакомства в обычными людьми, которые звёзд с неба не хватают и постоянно терпит поражение))

ENG: He looks like a young, sleek AU Sheppard, if he hadn't flown, but would have followed in his father's footsteps or simply been born into a well-to-do family. And now he's trying to make good friends with ordinary people, and he's constantly losing))