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My fremione headcanons

fred flirts with hermione in the most uncalled for/inappropriate places

like he creeps up on her in like the middle of a hallway and starts kissing her on the neck and “fred we’re in public” “oh so i cant show my devotion to you like i can in my dorm?” “FRED”

compliments her ALL THE TIME, like whenever he can (like just passing by the shop in the middle of the day, “btw you look great”)

both sneak food for each other from the great hall or the kitchens (fred can get distracted with experiments, and hermione can stay up late studying)

hermione was actually the one to make the first move since she became bolder with teasing and flirting, and she lowkey dropped a hint to fred inviting him to hogsmeade

hermione always meets him at the quidditch locker room (is that what they call it? quidditch tent??) after his game and congratulates him no matter the outcome of the game

hermione uses her skills as a prefect to escort the twins back to the common room if they’re out late and umbridge is patrolling the hall

who’s their biggest shipper? mcgonagall? harry? ginny? george? its a four way tie

to distract her or help her relax, fred will pull her away fron whatever shes doing in the common room, or the library, or near the lake and slow dance with her while humming

both him & mione are surprisingly good singers, and sometimes she’ll let him lay his head on her lap and hum while playing with his hair

HAVING SAID THAT, when hermione is in fred’s lap or is lying down, fred will braid her hair or make little flower crowns or braid daisies in her hair (since he grew up taking care of ginny)

he makes fun of her height, but its okay because he thinks her shortness is cute (especially when shes angry)

fred started calling hermione “mine”, because sometimes he’ll say “mione” to fast

fred only allows two people to call him “freddie” : george & hermione

fred is absolutely whipped, like hopelessly devoted and in love with her; as a result he’s more considerate of the outcome of a prank

he’ll pull her in random empty classes while shes patrolling to do some heavy snogging or... other things

McGonagall: Do you see me as a mother figure, Black?

Sirius: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you're always bothering me.

James: Hey, show your mother some respect!

Sirius: I didn't call her mum.

McGonagall: No, no. Sirius, I take it as a compliment.

Peter: It's not a big deal. I called Vivian mum once and she's my girlfriend.

Sirius: Guys, jump on that. Pettigrew has psycho-sexual issues.

Lily: Old news. But you calling McGonagall mummy.

Sirius: Hey, mummy is not on the table here.

Snape: Well, you did call her mum, dude.

Sirius: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.

Snape: Okay, I was lying about the Dark Arts prank, but the mummy thing that happened.

Sirius: Ah-ha. He admitted the alibi was a lie. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

McGonagall: I believed you-

Sirius: Thank you.

McGonagall: -son. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Sirius: ...I'd like that.

✳ dating sirius black  ✳

This is to all the parents out there:

1.Just because you are older than us does not mean you can never be wrong, don’t justify your mistakes by saying that you are older than us and therefore deserve the respect.

2.Don’t take out your work stress on your kids. Don’t tell them that they are a burden and don’t make them lose their confidence because they can’t meet up with your expectations

3.Let them be who they really are. If they want to dance in public let them, let them love whoever they want. Support them and be there for them even when the world thinks they are going bonkers. Help them be who they truly are.

4.When a kid says they are depressed or down don’t say “all the kids are depressed” listen to them, help them become better. They are your kids, your responsibility don’t make them feel even worse because of your lack of mental health awareness

5.Don’t ask your kids to be grateful to them. You brought them in this world, it is your duty to provide for them, make them respect you instead of forcing them to be grateful to you.

This is what my friend, Rya made. That is obviously a pseudo name but this is what she made.

KEI TSUKISHIMA  X READER

SCENARIO: You planned on surprising Tsukishima by showing up at his practice. You may not go to the same school, but you still spent most of your time together, but nationals were approaching and he was practicing a lot, which also meant you not being able to see him. So, you planned it out with Yamaguchi, who gave you the address to the school. 

You opened the door to the gym and you gawked. You had never seen Tsukishima practice so hard before. Sure, he had his moments where he would work hard but it still awed you. He was practicing his blocks with a tiny orange haired guy who was spiking. You were even more shocked when you saw the tiny orange hair kid jump and spike the ball. You saw a look of disappointment in Tsukishima’s face when he could not block the spike. You took note of this expression because he hardly showed any other expressions apart from his signature poker face or some may even call it his listless face. 

Before Tsukishima could even notice you, Yamaguchi called you and waved at you, you waved back and everyone stopped practicing to stare at you. Tanaka and Nishinoya being Tanaka and Nishinoya, ran towards you and started asking you all kinds of questions starting from “WHICH SCHOOL ARE YOU FROM!!!” to “MARRY MEEE!!!!”

You were taken aback and stepped back a little but you managed to say in a frail voice “um... I actually came to see Kei” 

And that was when matters became worse as all the boys, particularly TANAKA, NISHINOYA, KAGEYAMA AND HINATA started exclaiming as to why in the world would someone want to meet Kei Tsukishima, not to mention such a pretty girl. 

You blushed and tried to find Tsukishima who sighed as he made his way towards you and called out your name, almost immediately you made a bee line towards him and buried yourself in his chest. “I missed you” you said as you snuggled into him even more. He sighed “me too sweetheart, but you could have at least informed me that you were gonna come” you looked up at him (obviously since this boy is 190cm and you were a smol girl at just 165cm) guiltily and apologised, slightly pouting. You had not even realised the way his team mates were ogling at you guys. Your cute moment was only broken when Tanaka exclaimed “WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND WHILE WE ARE ALL SINGLE??? HELL, EVEN KAGEYAMA COULD HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND AND I WOULD NOT BE THIS SURPRISED.” and everyone nodded...... even Kageyama (LMAO)

You being they shy little kid that you are snuggled into Tsukishima even more and mumbled something, he lifted your chin so that you would directly look into his eyes and he said “what was that? what did you just say, love? Be clear.” “I got everyone some cookies and brownies that I baked yesterday at night. Since, all of you were working so hard, so I got them.” you whispered to Tsukishima, not feeling comfortable in talking to everyone. 

“She says she has got you guys some brownies and cookies to eat, she baked them yesterday. If captain allows we could take a break?” Tsukishima asked as he turned towards Daichi who just nodded his head. Tsukishima looked at you and told you to get the basket in which the baked goods were placed and you obliged, as you distributed the baked goods you could not help but notice the way Tsukishima looked at you, the loving gaze that you missed. It was one of your favourite expressions that Tsukishima makes to you, not that there were many to choose from. You smiled at him and approached him, he slightly patted his leg silently asking you to sit on his lap and you obliged, even tho you were a blushing mess. If an outsider sees your relationship with him, they would probably wonder as to why a girl like you was dating such an expressionless man like him, but this was because they did notice the way his eyes followed you and how he would adjust himself for you, these small things were only noticed by people who were close to Tsukishima. He may be a man of less words, but he was literally the definition of ‘actions speak louder than words’

Obviously, after noticing this little interaction the Karasuno Team squealed and cooed at you guys which just made you blush even more, while Tsukki just sighed and continued eating the cookie he had in his hand, and feeding you. After this, you just stayed in the sidelines where Yachi and Kiyoko were sitting and they asked you about how Tsukishima treated you, how he asked you out and honestly, you enjoyed their presence. After practice ended Tsukki approached you and you automatically got up and held his hand, waving goodbye to the two managers who smiled and asked you to come over tomorrow. You nodded and waved at the other volleyball players who smiled at you and thanked you for the food you made for them. 

You held your boyfriend’s hand as you walked with him and he asked “Did you have fun?” you nodded talking about how it was so cool watching him play and how it was so cool talking to his managers and it was just FUN. Tsukishima could not wipe that soft smile off his face because you just looked too cute talking and he just was a softie for you. 

He walked you to your house and as he was bidding goodbye, he said “I am sorry if you felt neglected, you can come again of you want, I can pick you up from school and you can study in the volleyball court while we practice” You looked at him in awe, he did it again, he knew you did not have many friends in your school, he knew you felt lonely, he just knew. 

You smiled at him and nodded and said “I would love to” and he pecked you on your cheek and forehead, as he was about to go you stopped him and he raised his eyebrow, you blushed and said “You can stay with me tonight, you already have your set of clothes here” and he just looked at you with unreadable eyes, but you could see a tiny smile on his lips as he agreed to stay with you. 

Maybe dating the poker faced boy was not that bad at all. After all it was pretty obvious that he loved you and was willing to provide you with all the love and care in the world. You just had to be observant and close to Tsukishima to notice it.

HAIKYUU ONESHOTS

You guys, i was planning on writing some Haikyuu oneshots. It can be about anything. Though i may not write NSFW. I mean I will but it will depend cause I am not really good at such stuff. 

Abusive Parents

I know it gets really hard living with someone who treats you as if you are the most useless person they ever know. They make you feel like a burden, they make you feel like you should just die instead of bothering other people with your mere existence. It’s sad, it really is. I wish I could help you with this. 

But all i can ask you is to be strong. Most of you probably have it worse than me. 

But i just don’t get it, why do they act as if they care in front of others and behind closed doors they are literally satan. It hurts so bad being called useless, being called stupid multiple times, being beaten and being compared. 

I mean I am sorry if I was not the daughter you wanted me to be, but i am trying to be the best you know?