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Shadow of the Colossus | First Playthrough | Part 2

Ok so here we go again! Onwards to victory!!

Fourth Colossus

I ran Agro into a rock and then jumped off, pretty sure I took damage. It was great.

This Colossus has a fantastic mustache

OH! ITS CHASING ME

aaaaa don’t step on me please

Arrows to do nothing! NOTHING BUT ANGER IT!

Agro is just standing in the middle, just mocking me

SECRET TUNNEL

Right, so I’m hiding in the tunnel, my controller is rumbling like crazy

This is definitely going no where

Oooh I can sneak up on it

It’s tail is a ladder!

Oh it’s trying to toss me off but it’s not gunna happen!

Haha gotcha!

Beautiful cut scene swan dive

To bad smoke, I’m already dead!

Smoke got me anyway...

And we’re back

Naww, Agro are you worried about our lady friend?

Fifth Colossus

Just realized the laser beams in the sky

They are very ominous...

Well then, off we go to run around on some cliffs Agro

I found a sparkly thing that was making a bunch of noise!

Got the sparkly, nothing happened

Oh and I fell into water

There is a wall blocking me... am I supposed to find another way around?!

*several minutes of rock scaling and aimless swimming later*

Ooooooh... gotta dive under...

Giant birb!

Really feel like swimming toward is it ill advised

It’s ignoring me, that’s good for now

“Shoot it to get its attention” is not a good plan Carol but fine

OH ITS MAD

It just body slammed me into the lake

Trying that again

I’m up! I’m running down it’s tail!

Nearly fell off there but I’m good

Oh no...

Oh. No.

I have to climb to the wing tips while it’s flying

*several unplanned departures later*

Mayday mayday we’re going down

Apparently I’m swimming faster than the smoke cause it’s been a while

Oh it got me...

If there is a sad smoky dude for every one I defeats, there is gonna be one happening party around my corpse by the end

Sixth Colossus

Agro, you are a saint for running all over the place back and forth just for me

This one is pretty far away

Also I think I’m lost in the trees

There is a swamp!

I don’t think I’m in the right place

Yeahhh I’m not supposed to be here

Underground I go

Hmm don’t think throwing myself off the edge was the best way to do this but seeing myself fall into the cut scene was worth it

Oooh lovely beard you have there

Oh its breaking everything

Aaaand I’m trapped

Screw it! I’m gonna jump on its beard!!

It worked!!

Oh it shook me off... and there goes half my health

Back to the beard!

Also there was an arrow in the beard

I’m feeling more and more conflicted murdering these colossus

Also this one had cool shoes

RIP cool shoes dude

If there isn’t a smoky dude dance party at the end of all this I’ll be severely disappointed

Well I’m gonna stop there for now. See you next time!

I’ve only had this game a few hours and it’s already a treasure!!

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

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