Can you write about the reader being either Ford or stans controversially young spouse? Like they're close to their 20s instead of their 60s
Ooh to be their controversially younger spouse what a dream I wish I could live lmao š¤£
Before you became Fordās spouse, the man would always use the age gap between you two as the sole reason as to why you shouldnāt be together romantically, heās sweating bullets and loosing sleep over it because itās just so glaringly obvious to him that you shouldnāt.
However this was all just a cover up for the fact that he did indeed feel things for you in a romantic sense. You were great with Dipper and Mabel, encouraging their passions and even getting involved in them should they need someone to be dazzle in gems or go out into the woods to look for the supernatural.
You even got along with Stan, which was only an added bonus for Ford but still he kept reminding himself that he was far, far too old for you that he might as well have been old enough to be your father/ grandfather! Wasnāt that enough to disturb you?
He knew some people held a liking towards older people but believed it was more for their wisdom and life experience, not the romantic kind.
Apparently it wasnāt because Ford accidentally over heard a conversation between you and Wendy regarding his age;
Wendy: isnāt he too old for you?
You: negative, I love older men. Especially older men who are smart, a little socially awkward and plays dungeons, dungeons and more dungeons.
Wendy: ā¦respect dude.
Needles to say after hearing that Fordās face became as red as cherries and his worries regarding how you felt towards the age difference seemed to have dwindled slightly, but still he worried that others would view you as weird for being with a man more then twice your own age.
Sure there wasnāt manyā¦worthy candidates to date in Gravity falls but surely he couldnāt be the only one worth your gaze? Mabel mustāve at least tried to set you up on more then one occasion, but according to her you just never seemed to jell with the people she set you up with, saying that you had a distant look in your eyes as though you could be anyone else then at the date.
When Mabel confronted you about it one day, you told her that you liked men a little older then you, Mabel then asked why but you only ruffled her hair and told her that she might see the vision one day. Ford was now being presented with more proof that you would be more then content with dating him, it was undeniable and he even indirectly heard it from your own mouth, so what else could he possibly be held back by?
Fear and rejection from society if they ever were to see you both in a romantic setting?
Then again you both lived in gravity Falls and there were things far weirder than an 20 year old dating a 60 -pushing 70- year old man. And thus began Fordās new hypothesis; how to win over a 20 year oldās heart.
After you stated dating, you beating the other ladies and men off with a stick because that sexy silver fox was yours! FINALLY! It was your turn to have a sexy older man in your bed!
Other then that you loved being with Ford as no two days were the same, you could be going out with him to look for supernatural as a date, thankfully surviving when Ford got a little distracted by spouting facts on what was trying to kill you both and ending up sat on the porch of the mystery shack and laughing together afterwards.
Or be in his lab and watching him work while admiring how handsome he looked with greying hair and an aging face, but Ford would see it otherwise and become a little insecure and reserved.
āDonāt you think it weird?ā Heād ask you one day.
āAbout us?ā You didnāt have to hear him respond when you knew that Ford was still a little uncertain with your age difference still after seemingly accepting it. You sigh and walked over to him and sat on his lap, making him blush and his eyes widen as you hold his face between your hands.
āFord, sweetie I donāt care about what they think, Iām just glad that I got to be with you after pinning for so long. I understand this is new for you but all I ask is that you trust me,ā you kissed his nose softly, āand trust in our relationship, thereās nothing weird about it unless you make it weird.ā You add with a smile as Ford rested his head against you, his hands now resting comfortably on your waist.
āYouāre right my sweet,ā Ford said, āIām just worried that you might find someone close to your age more appealing then some old man.ā You couldnāt help but chuckle as you leant further into him.
āWho could I ever find more appealing than you mr sixer?ā You asked rhetorically, āyouāre more than perfect the way you are and Iām the lucky bastard who gets to call you mine, so everyone else can stay jealous for all I care knowing I have the most perfect man ever.ā You add as you kissed his lips this time and smiling when Ford reciprocated it with his sweeter, soft kiss.
You probably have moments where you recall something Ford wouldnāt understand and Ford would reference something that was older than you, itās funny regardless of how you looked at it.
Fordās body still has aches and pains despite keeping himself healthier than Stanley and so you would help him during these times and coddle him lovingly, while reminding him that he needed to take it easy on himself once in a while.
Ford apologises for it but you only shut him up and remind him that he has nothing to apologise for.
You didnāt treat each other differently because of your ages, if anything you made Ford feel young again and Ford gifted you advice and made you feel just that little bit smarter, which boosted your confidence in yourself. It was a beautiful relationship that was pure and sweet it could give anyone cavities.
Stanley didnāt give a shit you were dating his brother, he knew you liked men above a certain age when you kept eye fucking Ford whenever he walked past you, or how Ford would look at you longingly when you werenāt looking . He saw this shit coming from a mile away as it wasnāt exactly subtle on either end and may have made a bet with Wendy about how soon youād come to him to announce you were dating his brother.
Stanley won the bet much to Wendyās dismay.
You saw Ford shirtless once and went apeshit much to his surprise because werenāt people your age into six packs and hairless upper bodies?
Nope, not you, you loved his tummy and body hair that you clung to his side and spent the afternoon kissing his scars and embarrassing tattoos he kept covered in turtlenecks while whispering reassurance that reminded him that you were attraction to him was more then surface level. Ford would return the favour when you had episodes of insecurity would remains you of such by comparing your every insecurity to something beautiful.
Acne? Constellations/ clusters of stars
Stretch marks? Lighting strikes
Youāve got a tummy and thick thighs? Didnāt you know that they(thick thighs) saved lives?!
Needless to say that you came out with a newfound love for yourself afterwards.
You constantly held his hand and kissed each finger to show that you didnāt care about anything but him and his wellbeing, it warmed Fordās heart as he found to love himself a little more with your help, and in doing so he was able to show you love by kissing your cheek in greeting or making you breakfast in bed or draping his coat over your shoulders when he saw that you were cold.
It was sweet and innocent but still it was enough to have you smiling and feel loved, which is all Ford ever wanted you to feel while with him.
Fordās love was chivalrous, stubborn and awkward, but you wouldnāt want it any other way as you wanted Ford just the way he was and thrived when you saw his eyes gleam with excitement as he makes a discovery, leading him to grasp your face and kiss you on the lips while holding you close to his chest as he explained what he had done; all the while you stared at him with awe and love because he was really attractive when he was talking about things he was passionate about.
Ford would then catch himself and apologise for rambling but you would kiss him on the cheek and ask him to continue, to which Ford happily obliged, now aware that you were staring at him as though he had hung the stars in the sky.
Ford would find himself looking at you in a similar fashion when you were going on about what you and Mabel did in town, and Ford couldnāt help but hone in on your smile, shining eyes and hand gestures that told him that you enjoyed the hijinks that had happened while wearing the sweater that Mabel made you the entire time.
Youād catch him staring intently at you and suddenly youāre flustered and playing with the sleeves of your bright and vibrant sweater. āItās kinda corny isnāt it?ā Youād ask as Ford chuckles, reaching out to hold your hand reassuringly in his.
āNo, not at all my sweet, I in fact find your adventures with my niece and nephew endearing and sweet. So please continue to tell me how you drop kicked a gnome into Mabelās leaf blower.ā Ford said and within seconds you were back to being bright and talkative about your adventures of fighting off gnomes, barf fairies and pulling Mabel away from fae traps.
You both were each others listeners and would remember anything and everything said because you actually liked to hear where the other got up to when apart from one another.
Bonus; you definitely have a spot in his journal where he goes in depth of your relationship before ending it with: ātheyāre someone I donāt think I could envision a future without, for they make me young again while loving me regardless of our differences in age and much more. Thank you for loving me y/n, even when I donāt think itās deserved.ā
Folks, friends, yāallā¦. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people donāt know that, I donāt want to be a dick about it, but Iāve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write āesk*mo kissesā? Just say ānuzzled nosesā or something.
Iām not here to call anybody out, itās been in multiple fics, Iām not vague posting. This is just a psa. šš»
sick of kyoshi mischaracterization i think
Please watch this
Our Shadow Artist in Residence - ŠŠ±ŃŠøŠŗŠ¾Ń ŠŠ±ŃŠøŠŗŠ¾ŃŠ¾Š²Ńй ā continues series of drawings about war in Ukraine.
Art4Peace!
I make references to afterlife because in times of crisis like this, it comforts me. But Iād like to mention no matter what you believe in, your empathy is needed. And your voice matters.
Bakhmut: before and after the arrival of the "liberators"
A video to help you understand whatās happening in Ukraine right now:
The video isnāt mine btw, this is xenasolo on tiktok, she is from Crimea and posts regular updates on the current situation in Ukraine
you shouldn't hate villains/abusers, they're literal demons who act like they're supposed to;
you shouldn't care if characters are abused, Hell is a place of suffering;
Lucifer, Asmodeus and Beelzebub shouldn't be good;
Mammon shouldn't be the most despised Sin in the fandom;
Satan shouldn't have anger manager;
ancient immortal beings should act accordingly, not like children;
there should be no rehabilitation centers, hospitals, etc.;
there should be no economy and laws;
anarchy reigns supreme here, chaos' everywhere!
love is unacceptable;
affection and empathy aren't normal, no one cares about each other's feelings;
there is no such a thing as marriage;
there shouldn't be so many healthy relationships (M&M, Fizzarozzie, Beetex, Chaggie + Millie's parents probably and maybe Lucilith at some point);
there shouldn't be so many naive/polite people (Fizz, Moxxie, Octavia, Charlie, Sir Pentious, etc.);
no one would applaud M&M at the end of their lovey-dovey song at Ozzie's;
none of BlitzĆø's exes should be mad that he didn't fall in love with any of them;
Paimon wouldn't try to cheer baby Stolass up by going to the circus with him and prove that he's good at 'daddying' (why would he even need this anyway?);
where are n@zis, terror!sts, pedoph!les, necroph!les and some other freaks? or are shitty dads/bosses/wives meant to be the limit of evil for you?
why do sinners have a chance to gain strength and power if this place exists as a punishment for their sins?
why do demons need to eat and sleep?
Probably the list will be updated over time...
shovel, Kraków / potato, Biesiekierz / bull, Osowa SieÅ / cucumber, Kalisz Pomorski / elephant, Nieciecza / cow, Stare Pole / homogenized cheese, Radom / yarn ball, ÅódÅŗ / paprykarz szczeciÅski, Szczecin / radiator, StÄ porków