Agent David Washington Is Mine To Torment. Pathetic Depressed Middle Aged Meow Meow Will In Fact Be Subjected

Moi and hello, internet

It occurs to me that I never did an introduction post, so here it is:

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My name is KronosVeritas. You may call me Kronos, Crypt, Truth, or just my username, anything is fine.

I use he/him pronouns.

…I may never beat the Agent Washington allegations.

I have a current hyperfixation on Red vs Blue, and Tuckington owns my very soul (let Wash be the pillow princess he has always deserved to be RAHHH).

I will probably post mostly rvb art and things but other fandoms I will interact with include House MD, MST3k, mcyt, Death Note, Ace Attorney, and many others.

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If you comment/reblog/like I will love you forever, and please feel free to request art, ask questions about my headcanons/anything else, or even just chat.

My art is under #kvfanart

Very nice to meet you.

The boy, for my first post… Yes I forgot the scars but eh I’ll fix it later lmao

(Hello rvb fandom)

This is fantastic…..

Yes they are the colors of the gay flag, and “girl” is Wash. No I will not be taking criticism at this time 💛🩶🩵

[tucker voice] Girl I’ll make you see colors you didn’t even know were real, you’d be coming back daily to see what I have for you like a fucking view master. What? No. Dude the colors are not the colors on the fucking gay flag

any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

I don't care how often it ends poorly for me. "I'll just close my eyes for a few minutes," will continue to be a lie I tell myself. The consequences are a future me problem.

This car ride would be an absolute MESS the entire time. Just total chaos. Someone will die.

(Wash quickly becomes very distressed upon realizing that Dr. House is, in fact, taking ridiculous amounts of Vicodin WHILE DRIVING to deal with Tommy’s hyperactive ADHD rambling.)

Concept for a funny Tuckington AU I came up with the other day:

Essentially- the first time you make contact with your soulmate directly with your skin on theirs, it leaves a permanent mark for the rest of your life.

And so basically the concept of the fic was that since they're wearing armor literally almost all of the time, Wash and Tucker in the fic have known each other for quite a while since they originally met and took down project freelancer, but had never physically made contact skin/skin.

But then one day they're just arguing like normal, and get in a particularly bad argument (Idk what it’s about), and they happen to just be inside of blue base and not wearing their armor, and Tucker just like, fuckin’- SLAPS Wash in the face AS HARD AS HE CAN.

And Wash is immediately pissed and is going to punch Tucker in retaliation but then sees that Tucker is just completely frozen in just pure shock and mortification like the complete dumbass he is, and Wash is still pissed and is like “WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!”

And Tucker just kinda closes his eyes and is like

“Oh you've got to be fucking kidding…

.... You're going to fucking kill me.”

And Wash is still pissed off from the fight they'd been in, but now he's also incredibly confused, so it takes him a second to understand, but then it just slowly sinks in to his mind why Tucker is acting weird and he's just like “....... No...” And just like kinda touches his face and is like

“there's...

... I mean...... there's no way that......

…tell me I don't have a…”

And Tucker just kinda awkwardly has to inform him that yep, he now has a permanent marking in the shape of a hand print right on the side of his face (and Tucker has one on his palm). Chaos ensues.

I have more ideas about this too including some for Grimmons and Yorkalina, plus Tucker and Wash trying to hide their very obvious marks like the awkward morons they are lol

(sorry if this has been done before, I’ve never seen it hahaha)

From which, there is no recovery.

finally it’s over….they say if your faves have no merch make it yourself… clay geotah in the world

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