Random Texts.

Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo

[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

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9 years ago

[ KKT : Chullie hyung ] Leave the door open I’m on my way! 

[KKT; Little Mireu] Mm maybe something sweet? Just in case!

[ KKT : Chullie hyung ] Chocolate? Cake? 

[ KKT : Chullie hyung ] I’ll get both ㅋㅋㅋㅋ


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9 years ago

All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

7 years ago

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

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