whats with being haunted by Slenderman and being transgender?
was this post made by the pilot who shot down the plane in lord of the flies
you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke
did jesus just eat a bird in front of me
"Sowwy I stole Ur pillz🥺🥺" ahh hoodie🙏
I’m going to need the doctor to put a chair in his tardis not just bc he “has no friends” but because the number of girly pops he’s picking up from modern day earth he is bound to end up with someone with POTs on his hands and he won’t have a chair for them and then they’ll pass out on the console and we’ll have another wild blue yonder on our hands
Yea… surely not…
"twerking competition between HABIT and observer covered in oil, who's winning?" what will saint peter say to you when your time comes
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WHAT IS IT WITH SLENDERVLOG ALTERNATE MEN AND BEING SASSY AS SHIT?
HABIT? FIREBRAND? PATRICK???
god I love them all
"being trans is a phase!" "my trans phase!" ok but I need more people to talk about the cis phase. I know I'm NOT the only person who had a "cis phase" before going straight back to being trans
The cutest Jeff. Have a cup of coffee ☕
I think consuming liquids would be a bit hard with giant cuts in your face
FLESH EATING TERMITES!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!! ATTACK NOW!!!!!! -- jaybird, he/him, 16, eng/br --
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