petition to make a tag on ao3 for "author was bricked up whilst writing." do you ever read something and think "what on earth were they on" 4 viagras and a red bull. next question
i never fuck with skinny bitches cause what if she starts talking about her pages
was this post made by the pilot who shot down the plane in lord of the flies
you can't just not talk to babies after they're born to see what little fucked-up language they develop. you can't do that anymore. if you try to not hold a baby after it's born to see what happens they'll say "hey! hold your baby!". and if you wanna just put a bunch of babies alone on an island together, to see what happens, they'll stop you. you can't do any of that anymore. because of woke
I absolutely hate Adam from the marble hornets comics so I drew him with period cramps
thank you for your time
let them speak, let them speak...
I’m going to need the doctor to put a chair in his tardis not just bc he “has no friends” but because the number of girly pops he’s picking up from modern day earth he is bound to end up with someone with POTs on his hands and he won’t have a chair for them and then they’ll pass out on the console and we’ll have another wild blue yonder on our hands
this makes me very very happy to see :)
A little backstory about me: I used to be absolutely terrified of the word “rape.” Even hearing “Grape” could ruin my entire day, or two, the experience was truly debilitating. It was inconvenient and embarrassing for years to be trapped under my blankets, hiding from the imaginary danger that trauma brings about.
I don’t remember when it happened, but one day, it stopped hurting so much. The mere thought used to make me shake and cry, and then it didn’t. It was gradual, but now I can say it brazenly and unfazed. And with that, I developed a new sense of power and triumph. Through surviving its wounds, I learnt to wield the tool.
So, if you ever wonder why I love to say rape so much? It’s because I beat my fear of it. And you can too. It doesn’t mean it’ll stop, but life isn’t always about those types of choices. It’s about making the best of your options.
The cutest Jeff. Have a cup of coffee ☕
I think consuming liquids would be a bit hard with giant cuts in your face
SINCE WHEN CAN BOTS CREATE POLLS??? EXCUSE ME?? ALSO WHAT ARE THESE OPTIONS?
jaybird or kugel!
16, dec 08
br/eng
he/him
audhd, infp-t
marble hornets, creepypasta, evangelion, csm, tribetwelve, minecraft, spiderman, sonic, tgcf, mxtx, anything music, deadpool, scooby doo, cowboy bebop, some other junk probably
bjj, guitar nerd, bass player perchance, gym rat, gardener, artist, writer when i can be bothered, full time yapper
art pookie list to be added to:
@arpichan
HIYA I'm kingfisher or kugel, alt of @kugelblitzzed cause too many irls know it and I fear I STILL have shame (cringe isn't even real shoo go away.) probably most content will remain on my main but this more mini shit posts, life updates + the occasional headcanon. art, rambles, etc stay on main.
the first think my autism riddled 11 year old ass did upon gaining sentience was fixate the fuck out of creepypasta and look at that!!! 4 years later I'm back. just less cringe I'd hope.
I lose my absolute shit for tribetwelve (fuck adam rosner but noah could get it), currently rewatching everymanhybrid and binging nightmind's stuff cause heaven knows i love to ramble about lore.
don't be shy to say hi! I'm so friendly i swear.
FLESH EATING TERMITES!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!! ATTACK NOW!!!!!! -- jaybird, he/him, 16, eng/br --
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