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NINA THE KILLER 🎀

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CREEPYPASTA HCS

BEN

green day fan. huge green day fan, listens to bobby sox religiously.

absolutely an ADHD cretin

frequently goes into the TV just to fuck up whatever game Jeff is trying to play

can faze through walls and doors. he absolutely uses this to fuck with the mansion

*slur*

JEFF

for Jeff, I have 2 VERY different interpretations of him, so I'll split his section into 2!

JEFF PT. 1

baseball enjoyer

sir mix-a-lot. I'm not saying any more on that

actual fucking chaos

rage gamer

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF"

actually surprisingly into old games like doom

cocky to high hell

musical fan but you'd NEVER catch him admitting it

burns water

JEFF PT. 2

internet nerd

the most closeted man you'll ever meet

probably a weezer fan

will argue to death over incorrect interpretations of media he likes

"KILL YOUURSSEEELLLLFFFFF" also!

hasn't seen the light of day in far too long

minecraft veteran

TOBY

eats insanely fucking fast to prevent the food from slipping

game modder

SO particular about his food. won't even look at it if it's not right (me coded)

draws incessantly on himself

freaks his fucking SHIT over orange juice

he's the one that comes home with a bucket full of rocks after going to the beach

probably eats them?????

collects things and gives them to you like a cat dropping off a dead mouse

pancake enjoyer

spams the ever loving shit out of everyone with reels

dare i say pyromaniac

JACK

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

is REALLY fucking particular about the materials of his hoodie

clean freak

cooks like a gourmet chef surprisingly

but would you eat it?

he never actually killed the cult and is still being gangstalked by them

has had it up to here

spiritually an old man trapped in a 19 year old eldritch horror's body

pet seedeater!! I love this one

beetlejuice type shit?

NINA

SO SCENE

pansexual

manic probably

dyes her hair daily. the shower and pillow is HOT PINK

cooking nightmare

writes threatening letters in hot pink glitter pen

GIRLBOSSER

adds her own patches to her clothes

electric guitar ?!?!

has a million of those little fucking gremlin plushies. literally an army

frequently holds jack hostage to have a "girls night" and paints his nails

(against his will)

to be added to! feel free to add suggestions. will be updating this over time.

Oh nooo I just can't stop myseeelff 👁️🫦👁️

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

i never fuck with skinny bitches cause what if she starts talking about her pages

local man has no fucking idea how to use tags

happy new years! i'm so grateful to be part of this fandom, can't wait to go into 2025

small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.

for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.

it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.