The Kirby Side-material Is A Fucking Treasure Trove Of Headcanon Fuel And The Fact That They’re Not

The Kirby side-material is a fucking treasure trove of headcanon fuel and the fact that they’re not that well known wounds me because they’re unironically very good. Here’s some of my favorite pieces of info that are canon to at least one of the mangas / novels / extras:

- Meta Knight is a super reckless leadfoot of a driver (Novels)

- Zan can make temporary clones of herself with lightning flashes (Puzzle Planet)

- The Kirby universe has some type of intergalactic criminal justice system and will arrest people (Novels)

- The mages are likely some type of Christian and Zan has crucified someone twice (Manmaru Nikki)

- Haltmann loves puzzles and tries to use them to solve other people’s problems for them (puzzle planet)

- You can reach hell if you dig a deep enough hole (Novels)

- Hyness sleeps with his eyes open (Manmaru Nikki)

- Fatty Puffer is a Xenophobe (novels)

- Meta Knight is a major interstellar celebrity and his mere presence on a tv show causes record breaking watch numbers (novels)

- The waddle dees are all clones of Bandee (novels)

-Gooey likes to chill in Kirby’s mouth (dedede de Pupupu)

- Bandee is good at doing makeup (novels)

-Coo is a heart throb and the most eligible bachelor in Dream Land (Dedede de Pupupu)

- Meta knight has fangs! (4koma Gag battle)

- Depending on what you’re reading, Bandee’s bandana is either a gift from Kirby (novels) or Meta Knight (pupupu hero)

- Kirby can only use super abilities for a limited time because theyre stressful and possibly corrupting on Kirby’s body (novels)

- Queen Ripple adopts the three dark matter from the 64 opening cutscene and has them hang out with her and help with chores (4koma Gag battle)

- The copy ability weapons are the physical manifestations of the helpers they came from! If you break a Beam Wand you break the waddle doo (4koma)

- Meta knight is a weeb for Halcandra, whose society spread out their knowledge and culture by wandering around the Galaxy and sharing stories (novels)

- Baby sphere doomers and a halcandran artifact black market exist (novels)

-Galacta Knight is canonically extremely beautiful and got an incredibly historically inaccurate film made about him that had a forced romance in it. (Novels)

You know what’s some crazy $hit?

This fabulous bitch

She makes a shit ton of poses (like 16,000 or some crazy nonsense). I used this lovely lady to draw so much as a teen. Whether it was some nerdy pose for my Mary Sue as fuck OCs

or for full on fight sequences

or for tragic deaths of my OCs in the arms of a totally OOC main protagonist.

this bitch hooked me up.

And with the wildest, craziest stuff that you could see in your head but had no way or resources to reasonably draw like

or this

DUDE! INASNE SHIT!! So I was using her for a pose reference and decided, you know what, I owe this bitch some cash. Lemme dole it out for her. BUT then, I looked and saw she only has 286 fucking patrons!! This chick gives out free shit and spends countless hours arranging these shoots and setting this stuff up.

I’ll fork up the cash, SenshiStock. You’re worth it.

Check out this amazing woman’s stuff, and get knowledged: https://www.deviantart.com/senshistock

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Comic Sans is the role Anna was born to play

Watch the full episode on Dropout

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TMW Your Boss Is A Creepy 180cm Tall White Man In White Dress With White Growing Eyes. Unfortunately,

TMW your boss is a creepy 180cm tall white man in white dress with white growing eyes. Unfortunately, he knows it and he loves to troll.

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kurakusun

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I will never get over just how FUNNY jinwoo's shadows are

There could be an entire story based on them alone and I wouldn't even be mad

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Everybody Always So Bold When Dunking From The Other Parallel Dimension 😔

Everybody always so bold when dunking from the other parallel dimension 😔

"Redraw tumblr post" time of the year again, based on this one specifically that i found weeks ago but I needed to do something with it hfgjdh (with the original post being on tiktok). I just love canon Blaze being absolutely ass at cooking💜

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Astarion Knows An Easy Mark When He Sees One 🤣

Astarion knows an easy mark when he sees one 🤣

Bonus Gale reaction:

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A Silly Comic Idea I Had When Immolant Came Out, Later Edited To Fit With Season Of The Lost Lore. Its

a silly comic idea i had when immolant came out, later edited to fit with season of the lost lore. its just been sitting around in my files for a while but i revisited it this weekend thinking i could finish it before the last of this season story came out………………..

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