Unmute !

One of my favorite things is when the players make full use of the Game Changer set

mini picnic

Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)

europa: oh look, my ride's here!

europa: and he brought the ship with him too! ;)

mithrax: ENOUGH

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

one man army

Thrax: I'm the biological child!

Ollie: Well at least I was kept around so I outrank you.

Thrax: Gay bitch.

Ollie: Frankenstein looking motherfucker.

Thrax: Fatherless jackass.

Ollie: Failed abortion.

Amelia: Okay let's all calm the fuck down.

Zedd: No keep going.

cleaning out my files and found an old animatic whoops

This is not a drill. ‘Feel it right there, touch that spot. Smooth right?..Amazing.’