My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.
And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"
AMAZING NEW SKIMMER TECH
Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown
Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
New sniper, Mechabre, lore. I'm crying laughing. It's so on point to have the Hunter and Titan arguing while the Warlock is getting flattened by a Minotaur.
it has been [0] seasons since the destiny community last tried to fuck a giant alien
I was expecting many things from Episode Heresy, but DTF Oryx was not on the list 😳
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Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
TMW your boss is a creepy 180cm tall white man in white dress with white growing eyes. Unfortunately, he knows it and he loves to troll.
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work