Young Wolf: Help! I’m drowning! Shaxx: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Young Wolf: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Came across a strange man in my travels, tall, dark and brooding, he doesn’t seem all that friendly and tells me it’s best to keep my distance, but I find the mystery behind him very intriguing. 🍪✨
going to work 😌
the funniest thing in d2 remains the drifter's unyielding insistence that you're doing something huge and forbidden that no one's ever done before by sniping someone every now and then in gambit while shaxx is right down the road making up new ways for a lightbearer to be drawn and quartered each week
mood 💀
Bandana Dee: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Dark Meta Knight: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Bandana Dee: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Gooey: Edible.
Receiving gifts, visualized, continued
Featuring Saint-14, Drifter, Eris Morn, Devrim Kay and Failsafe :]
first batch here
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
I don't have the energy for a proper redraw so here take this (my rendition of how his season went)
Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!
Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.
Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?
Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?
Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!
Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.