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Boner problem

Idk if you’ve done this already, but since we have the cabal trained titan s/o and a hive trained warlock s/o, could you do an non-house light eliksni trained hunter with o14?

You'd trained with a small crew that had previously been part of a lost Eliksni house. Dissidents who lived from raid to hunt.

Life had always been about survival and never about stability. You didn't have stability until you came to the Tower when you lost your crew during a massive raid.

Osiris had been one of the ones to extend a kind hand - if only to understand more about the enemy. We're talking pre-Saint-gets-trapped-in-the-vex-forest

While your fighting style was unique and unexpected, it allowed you to gain the upper hand during Cruicible, and made you great for eliksni-centered missions as you knew their tactics.

You'd grown quiet close with the two of them (Osiris & Saint-14), but you struggled with stability rather than survival.

Frequently you'd hoard food in fear you would run out, or binge eat when you got particularly scared.

Money saving was also a struggle as you used to live with constant fear you could die or be robbed at any given money.

Your ghost is just as damaged, speaking on Eliksni and Ghost, and unable to connect to Tower comm-channels at first. It was also extremely afraid of other ghosts because other ghosts meant death in the Dark Ages.

Your armour continued to reflect Eliksni culture; a large fluffy collar, a cape that had your dissent crew's symbol on, and countless layers to keep warm.

Saint-14 struggled to grasp how Eliksni had been kind and trained you, but slowly, he found friendship and strange solidarity as it had been an Eliksni raiding party that had killed your crew.

Although he started off purely for knowledge, Osiris began to develop a friendship with you, that later blossomed into romance.

When both of them found out you'd been living in your ship, too afraid to get a home in the city due to how you'd lost your crew, they'd offered you the guest bedroom of their house.

This slowly turned into you sleeping with them as the friendship turned to romance, and you confided in Osiris that sleeping in a group helps reduce your night terrors.

When House of Light (years later) came to the Last City, you were able to help them set up and rebuild their House.

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

Belisarius Cawl: You don't want me for your collection. I mean why take me, who has so much more history ahead of him, when you can take the legendary hero of Cadia right there. It would be a waste to let him die right now.

Trayzn the Infinite: You know the funny thing is I know you're playing me, but you're right.

You know the 4 bases in dating, but do you know 7th base? (@samreich DEFINITELY doesn't!)

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More Operator meeting the Hex fluff.

Aoi

Aoi, while teaching then origami: So what kind of music you got in the future?

Operator, way too focused on getting that one fold right: A bunch of stuff. Like there's this space shanty I found while rescuing one of my frame.

Aoi: Space shanty? Like sea shanties, but in space?

Operator: I think so yes?

Aoi: Tell. Me. Everything.

Quincy

Operator, huffing: I cannot believe you organized a playdate for me.

Quincy: Come on kid, the little rats in the neighbourhood are dying to meet D's little sibling.

Operator, who totes learned how to skateboard so the vent kids would keep their home: Alright, fine.

They mostly stay on the sidelines and watch the other kids, but they have a good.

Lettie

Lettie: Want to know about eldritch gods of the past?

Operator, inexplicably covered in rats: Only if I get to tell you about eldritch gods of the future.

Amir

Operator, looking over Amir's shoulder: Amir, what are you... is that frame fighters?!

Amir: Oh. It's just a little something I'm working on. It doesn't have a name yet, but it does have warframes fighting each other.

Operator: You made frame fighters! This is so cool!!

Amir: Screaming internally at being called cool.

Eleanor

Eleanor:

Operator:

Eleanor: Why can't I hear your thoughts?

Operator: No idea. Might be thousand years nap in the void. The grineer queen couldn't take over ky body either.

Eleanor: We'll unpack that later. For now, come here, you're my nap buddy now.

The Hex have since taken many pictures of the two fast asleep and cuddling.

Arthur

Arthur: I've noticed you've been acting more like a kid since you first visit.

Operator, going stoic soldier mode: Do not worry. I doesn't affect my performance in the future. I can still pull my weight.

Arthur: Kid, no. That's not what I meant.

Operator, arms crossed and definitely not pouting: Plus, you guys never let me help out around her.

Arthur, pinching the bridge of his nose: Kid. Drifter told us some of what you've been through. We don't want you on the front because despite everything, you are still a child and we are adults. It's our job to see to your well-being. From what I know from the future, a lot of people rely on you there, but here, we've got our Drifter with us. We can't do anything when you're over there, but as long as you're with us, in our time, please let us take care of things.

Operator: Fine.... Can we still go out to blow shit up this afternoon.

Arthur: Wouldn't dream of skipping out, kid.

i mean this in an entirely platonic, slightly powerhungry way, but i love when people call me the friendly "boss." like "you got is boss" or "whatever ya say, boss." it's so fun. like we're in the worlds shittiest cartoon mafia

The three stages of Fear™

29,12,2024

allan's tone

New sniper, Mechabre, lore. I'm crying laughing. It's so on point to have the Hunter and Titan arguing while the Warlock is getting flattened by a Minotaur.