A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.
You've done this before...
Countless of times...
Why now?
Bonus :)
i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.
This is why we can't invite guest over.
Marx: You wanna hear a chemistry joke?
Bandana Dee:
Marx: Uh-
Bandana Dee: Oh, I’m sorry, did you want a
Bandana Dee: Reaction?
Marx, later: *sobbing in the bathroom*
Finally got a recording of Cayde's hilarious line from Excision
There might be just a few more reasons why my drifter stays in 1999...
hullo