Dark Meta Knight: I Hate Meta Knight.

The Fight

After the Red War, Many of the animal inhabitants from the old Vanguard base started to settle into the new Tower.  A colony of catas have thrived since.

Here one of the residential cats, named Chessie, casually sunbathes as a brawl erupts behind him.

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

I want to use the Cabal as mobile heaters

They literally have equipment that can be thrown to the ground, turned on and have a bonfire! And maybe fried marshmallows…

Lethal Company Shimmy ~

The young wolf

Based on a lovely little fic by @gileonnen  Bird husbands being the best, thank you for the inspiration Gil!!

Guardian, in a mission with Mithrax: ONE your Left! Watch out!

Mithrax, slap box champion dad, back handing a servitor to dust: Thank you Guardian.

Guardian, stunned: How did you do that?

Mithrax, unsure: What do you mean Guardian?

Guardian: You just PUNCHED a Servitor, and it Broke!

Mithrax: Ah, yes. That does seem to happen.

One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.

They include but are not limited to:

1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.

2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower

3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris

4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.

5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either

6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard

7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons

8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please

The Young Wolf, explaining how to capture the various Vanguard's Most Wanted: Had to take on Ghaul and Eramis with brute force. Marched Nokris and Calus here at gunpoint. Omnigul was enticed by the prospect of a singing contest. I chloroformed Praksis in his lab. Variks caved into peer pressure, Spider caved into Glimmer pressure… and I just asked Savathûn nicely.

yeah i guess he's fine on his own