Saint-14: I brought sandwiches for everyone!
Osiris: ...Why does mine have glowing glyphs on it?
Saint-14: I let the Guardian make yours. It has “personality.”
Osiris: This sandwich just whispered to me.
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it wont let me do shit bc i apparently have 81 gigs of apps clogging my c drive, but my largest app is 0.4gb?????? its not system applications either because system is its own segment of storage. wadda hell are you talking about
going to work 😌
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.
Finally got a recording of Cayde's hilarious line from Excision
I came across the yautja raised by humans trope and I can’t stop thinking about it? Like yautja reader being raised on a ranch and now (~60 years later) takes care of the animals around their land before coming across another adult yautja on the hunt. Just bump into each other in the middle of the night and stare at each other in silence. You, wearing chaps and a wild rag, while he’s fully decked out in armor and weapons. VERY different first thoughts on each other.
You, stressing out because he killed the mountain lions in the area which means the ecosystem is now FUCKED™:
The hunter, livestreaming this to the ship for the homies bc he’s never seen a cowboy yautja before:
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One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.
They include but are not limited to:
1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.
2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower
3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris
4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.
5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either
6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard
7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons
8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please