The Drifter: I Can’t Believe You Guys Broke The Bed Last Night!

LGBT friend groups

People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness

"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally

I … have no idea why I drew this.

Enjoy!

listen to tom cardy, he has a variety of song topics including

say hello to this business man! he’s not a cop don’t worry

santa’s elves unionise the north pole (surprise, that’s two songs!)

the one location you should tell someone to check whenever they lose an item of any type

fiendish outlaw who uses no guns and defeats his enemies by flipping the bird at people, including baristas who overcharge him for a cappucino and people who bring soda water to his birthday dinner

some vampires get bored so they all become flautists who have perfected the art of Embouchure

a dog at a party- no wait now we’re on the wikipedia of the Vatican

mario’s existential crisis

pluto learned to stop doubting itself so you should too!

and finally, what is this girl’s favourite film? the answer will surprise you!

I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.

And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.

And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.

That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.

One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.

They include but are not limited to:

1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.

2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower

3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris

4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.

5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either

6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard

7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons

8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please

Idk if you’ve done this already, but since we have the cabal trained titan s/o and a hive trained warlock s/o, could you do an non-house light eliksni trained hunter with o14?

You'd trained with a small crew that had previously been part of a lost Eliksni house. Dissidents who lived from raid to hunt.

Life had always been about survival and never about stability. You didn't have stability until you came to the Tower when you lost your crew during a massive raid.

Osiris had been one of the ones to extend a kind hand - if only to understand more about the enemy. We're talking pre-Saint-gets-trapped-in-the-vex-forest

While your fighting style was unique and unexpected, it allowed you to gain the upper hand during Cruicible, and made you great for eliksni-centered missions as you knew their tactics.

You'd grown quiet close with the two of them (Osiris & Saint-14), but you struggled with stability rather than survival.

Frequently you'd hoard food in fear you would run out, or binge eat when you got particularly scared.

Money saving was also a struggle as you used to live with constant fear you could die or be robbed at any given money.

Your ghost is just as damaged, speaking on Eliksni and Ghost, and unable to connect to Tower comm-channels at first. It was also extremely afraid of other ghosts because other ghosts meant death in the Dark Ages.

Your armour continued to reflect Eliksni culture; a large fluffy collar, a cape that had your dissent crew's symbol on, and countless layers to keep warm.

Saint-14 struggled to grasp how Eliksni had been kind and trained you, but slowly, he found friendship and strange solidarity as it had been an Eliksni raiding party that had killed your crew.

Although he started off purely for knowledge, Osiris began to develop a friendship with you, that later blossomed into romance.

When both of them found out you'd been living in your ship, too afraid to get a home in the city due to how you'd lost your crew, they'd offered you the guest bedroom of their house.

This slowly turned into you sleeping with them as the friendship turned to romance, and you confided in Osiris that sleeping in a group helps reduce your night terrors.

When House of Light (years later) came to the Last City, you were able to help them set up and rebuild their House.

Carrie is a cutie and deserves to have a friend who understands her~ Ever since I heard FT13 wanted to have a crossover with Carrie I couldn’t stop thinking about it! I’m so sad Stephen King shot down the idea. So I did a crossover with Camp Counselor Jason as a result 

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allan's tone

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.