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Okay TV weddings are cute and all but name a more iconic wedding scene than Will and Elizabeth Turner’s cause they were literally married by the man who kidnapped the bride and killed the groom’s dad, WHILE killing sea creature-people things and while reciting their vows to each other and their witnesses along with the psychopathic officiant were two other previously undead freaks who tried to kill her the first time they met her and a fucking immortal monkey.

And don’t even get me started on the way he spun her like they were dancing. That. Was. Everything.

You can’t get weddings like those on sitcoms.

Nimbus: Have you ever felt this level of grief were you just feel you have to do something?

YW: Yes.

Nimbus: How did you handle it?

YW: Rebelled against the Vanguard, took a vacation from my duty to the Last City, got involved with a shady Eliksni and did everything he asked without question in exchange for the information I needed. Hunted those I held responsible, ruthlessly killed everything that got in my way, and then, when confronted with the man who pulled the trigger, despite him being already defeated, and quite possibly manipulated by dark forces into doing what he’d done, executed him where he lay.

Nimbus: Uh, right… Did that make you feel better?

YW: Not really.

Question: Do we think the Taken are edible?

We think anything is edible if you try hard enough

(it just might only be edible once)

Whoever runs dropouts instagram is killing me in the comments under their video announcing that the subscription price is changing

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Another commissioned animatic, I lowkey love giving Sonic and Metal this kind of dynamic

We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

Obviously, there are the exotics that are one of a kind (Monte Carlo, 1K Voices, Weapons of Sorrow), and ones that are just too strong to class as Legendaries (Celestial Nighthawk, Gjallarhorn, Traveler's Chosen)-

but I believe that Personal Exotics work sort of like Inverse Tea;

So the Light of the wielder is the "Tea" (Flavor), and the Gear is the "Water" (Recipient). The Light steeps within the gear for long enough that it retains the technique or tendencies of the wielder (Saint's Helm, Shinobu's Vow, Caliban's Hand)