i really need the Mai cut of Battle City. like she shows up thinking she's in for a normal card tournament but seto kaiba apparently saw duelist kingdom as the bare minimum amount of drama and danger that a card tournament needed, because he is the most dramatic man on earth. also apparently he's been fighting visions of a past life or something and desires to control god. that yuugi kid is being targeted by.... violent gangsters? or something?? over the card games?? and OH, he's also possessed by a magic ghost. who plays card games. Mai keeps looking at Jounouchi for support but no, that dude's been on board for the magic card game ghost since day one. then she gets to the finals and the other contestants are, somehow, yet another magic card game playing ghost possessing a teenager, and three members of a three thousand year old cult who are ALSO magic and involved in the most convoluted family drama of all time, which they are going to play out during a fucking CARD GAME. one of them might have been the guy trying to murder yuugi and has... mind control? his sister can see the future and refuses to watch any of the games because she knows what will happen, what. Mai is like, whatever, it's a card game bitch and i'm good at it, but then there's a fucking card that requires knowledge of an ancient language to play and then she goes into a coma. what the FUCK
Meeting the Dads.
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i love how d2 lore is solidifying the fact that titans can’t seem to resist chasing that warlock tail
When the eldritch boi completes his own sense of identity
Also I'm team "Kayne supports John's transition but questions his name choice" all the way.
the farmer wants to adopt leo and the youts have been teaching willy slang to annoy the farmer
Leonid Pasternak (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work
Question: Do we think the Taken are edible?
We think anything is edible if you try hard enough
(it just might only be edible once)
Bandana Dee: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Dark Meta Knight: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Bandana Dee: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Gooey: Edible.
europa, stuck on neptune doing her "duty" or whatever, video calls mithrax every night before bed. nimbus, who has been listening to europa talk about him for a week, passes by, and does a double take.
they politely act like they didn't notice, and go ask Osiris exactly how many shapes Guardians come in.