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Stunning gardens

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

I’ve watched this for 30 minutes straight and it never gets old

Tom Hardy making noises

me, casually at 2 am: mAAAAAATROSHYKA

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

Gilmore Girls is therapeutic.

Kirishima with an undercut and space buns...

Reblog if you agree

Never knew I needed this till now

Puns with @woundedvoodoodoll

Cr: idk

This is me everyday

My double D and Kevin aesthetics also kevedd

you guys ever think, like, “man in my next life i want to be a mushroom, or maybe a small lizard” cause this sentient being shit is exhausting, i just wanna scurry in dirt and absorb nutrients

Breaking Astrology Down

Your Sun is about yourself. Your Moon is your heart. Your Rising is how you look. Your Mercury is the way you think. Your Venus is how you love. Your Mars is how you deal with life. Your Jupiter is your luck. Your Saturn is how you discipline yourself and your responsibilities. Your Uranus is how unique you are. Your Neptune is your imagination. Your Pluto is your transformation. Your Chiron is how you heal. Your Ceres is how you take care of yourself. Your Pallas is your relationships. Your Juno is beauty and Influences. Your Vesta is your potential and your organization. Your North Node is how you develop in your current life. Your South Node is how you developed in your past life. Your Midheaven is your career, how others view you. Your Lilith is your hidden emotions.

Generation Z is “TOO YOUNG”

you say i am too young

too young to be a feminist

too young to know my own sexuality

too young to be depressed

too young to hate

too young to protest

too young to be an activist

too young

too stupid

too naive

and you are right

i am too young

too young to be scared of bullets ricocheting through my school, embedding themselves into my fellow classmates and having to watch as the life from my best friends once bright and hopeful eyes flickers out, knowing i will never be able to apologies for that stupid fight we were having, knowing i will never be able to laugh, smile, or talk with her again, knowing i will never be able to hug her again, knowing i will never be able to tell her i love her one last time

too young to be scared of being raped by a man while i walk down the street in my school uniform because i can feel his eyes watching me and i should have waited for someone to walk with me, i should have waited for jacky to have finished her test so we could walk together because now if something happens to me it’s my fault but i just wanted to go home to get ahead on schoolwork

too young to be scared of finding my friend dead in a sticky pool of her own crimson blood because slitting her wrists and watching the blood flow was better than living or finding her body cold and lifeless on the bathroom floor with candy colored pills scattered around her and stuffed down her throat because she’d rather go out in a loopy daze than try to withstand and fight the torment and i couldn’t make it in time to stop her

too young to be scared of seeing a familiar face on the news because jordan was black and looked older than his actual age and the white middle aged cop shot in “self defense” even though jordan was unarmed and innocent or because elias was muslim and was carrying a “suspiscous” bag and was shot and later died because the police officers thought he was a “terrorist” when elias just wanted to get home to his mom and little sister with a jewelry box to give them, which now sits in peices on the concrete floor

too young to be scared of finding my lgbt friends killled, abandoned, or sent off to a conversion camp because all they wanted was love and acceptance but instead they found hate and rejection because they were “disgusting sinners” who were just “confused” and katy is finally back from camp but she doesn’t even remember my damn name

too young to be sobbing with such lose and grief over people so dear to me who were killed and died too young because no one would help them because all of their cries were “fake” because they were too young to know “real” pain

too young to be scarred, bruised, bloody and beaten by a war i did not start or choose to fight in

you say i am too young

and you are not wrong

i am too young

too young for

H O M O P H O B I A

R A C I S M

S E X I S M

R A P E

S E L F   H A R M

S U I C I D E

G U N   V I O L E N C E

and

S C H O O L   S H O O T I N G S

to be normal to me

i should not be so desensitized by this violent reality

so yes, i am too young

but you cannot blame me

for my hyper awareness of our reality

my generation was born with information at our fingertips

and we have been told to sit still and be quiet

because the adults were talking

but you had your chance

it is now our turn to speak

and our turn to fight

because our rage is pure fire

and with every ragged breath we take

our lungs get more shredded by all of the hate and misery

that is ingrained so deeply in our society

you say we are “too sensitive”

because we are “hormonal teenagers who cannot control our emotions”

and therefore we “cannot have opinions”

but you can no longer invalidate our claims as we yell for change

because the DEATH of our classmates

and the BLOOD of our friends

has paved the path for this revolution

your generation may have won battles

but my generation will be the one to win the war

my generation will be the one to instill change and bring peace

because we grew up in a hating world spiraling into darkness and death

and dying was never our biggest fear

watching the world burn around us was expected

but we fully intend to repair the damage you all have so carelessly done

>>we are generation z and we will be the ones to rise from the ashes<<

3/31/18

started: 2:31 a.m.

finished: 3:49 a.m.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

PSA FOR AFAB PEEPS ON TESTOSTERONE

THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT, BUT INCREDIBLY TMI AND NSFW. 

Nevertheless, we need to talk about something that they don’t tell you when you start taking that sweet sweet testosterone… DICK CHEESE

There will come a point during your transition when your clitoris will grow into something resembling the uncircumcised dick of an infant. It’s great, but with great dickage comes great responsibility. Little Peen Peen will wanna come out and see the world every now and then, and he will take all the grossness from outside back into his little hood with him. 

YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU PULL HIS HOOD BACK AND CLEAN HIM OFF T H O R O U G H L Y.  If you don’t clean him, he will develop DICK CHEESE, otherwise known as smegma. This is a white-ish substance that gets hard and builds up over time. Dick cheese isn’t really visible unless you pull the hood back, but you HAVE TO CLEAN IT OR IT WILL HARDEN AND HURT. 

For the life of me, I will never understand why doctors and nurses don’t teach you this stuff when you start hrt, but they really should. 

Reblog to save a Peen Peen. I know this is a really disgusting thing, but it’s IMPORTANT.

Hi, there. I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”. If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me? What about if I had a few drinks? What if I was walking alone at night? I’m guessing that you wouldn’t if you’re a sane individual. The cops wouldn’t overlook your crime because of what I’m wearing because that’s silly. I wasn’t literally asking for you to kill me based on my choice of clothing. Who would take that defense seriously?

My friends wouldn’t blame me for being murdered and my killer would be behind bars almost instantly. So, why is it okay to rape someone because they’re wearing revealing clothes? Why does THEIR choice of clothing excuse THEIR attacker? It doesn’t. You’re silly if you think otherwise. The less guilt on the attacker. The more guilt on victim. Stop. Victim. Blaming.

Kinky

My kink is that fresh book smell

witches protecting trans boys

Witches drawing a sigil on trans boys’ binder labels to make sure they stay safe and healthy while wearing them Witches helping trans boys to destroy their dysphoria by getting them to stomp their feet and shaking it all out, quickly sweeping it away with their broom

Witches enchanting a necklace to give trans boys happiness in their hair cut and jaw line Witches taking trans boys for a calming walk in the forest, making them an antler crown from broken twigs and saying they look like a very handsome forest Prince Witches giving trans boys a piece of Carnelian to squeeze every time they take a deep breath and prepare to speak to give them confidence in their voice Witches making up specially charged cups of tea to send positive energy from head to toe as a substitute for T when trans boys are really down for not having it yet, as a magical “tea” shot Witches cursing transphobes and not letting anyone harm their trans brothers Witches falling in love with trans boys and being so excited to watch their boyfriends grow into charming young men full of star dust Witches protecting trans boys

reblog if it's okay for random people to talk to you about witchcraft

it’s not always safe to be open about our craft and sometimes we all just need someone to gush to about that new crystal we got and that spell that worked surprisingly well

Im strangely jealous of this majestic primate

Sometimes you gotta ask the flowers Blasty, you just gotta

Tokoyami’s room

Strong and sturdy boy Kirishima

911? Yes id like to report a crime please.

DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

Watch: John Oliver explains how integrating schools is beneficial to people of all races

follow @the-movemnt

Lake Eibsee, Jannik Obenhoff 💙🌊

what he says: I'm fine

what he means: Honestly the idea of men not being able to have emotions other than anger is really upsetting and an issue that needs to be addressed in our society. The hyper masculinity in our society that we teach to male children starting right as they are able to speak is an issue, we should be teaching kids that feelings are okay and that they should be able to express themselves in a healthy manner instead of bottling it up because "crying isn't manly"

thank all that is there that someone FINALLY did this

Good Read: How NOT to parent

Hello my beautiful followers…

I hardly ever rant, but I’m going to today and the subject matter is parenting.

I don’t know if any of you guys out there are parents, but if you are, I hope that you listen extremely closely. If you’re not yet a parent, I think some of you will identify with this and be glad that somebody told the fucking truth.

I’m going to point out a few things that parents should NEVER do and why they should never do it, here we go:

1. Don’t set rules. I know this sounds crazy to some of you, but bear with me. When you set a rule, the kids just wonder why you set it and then they go exploring. Rules are pointless and lead to your kids hiding things from you. Rules just cut off all chances for conversation; they basically say “this is what I believe and you have to believe it, too. Period. End of story.” You’re giving your kids no reason to feel like they can talk to you. Why not just have an open relationship with your kids? Tell them your experiences with a certain thing, ask for your kid’s thoughts on it, and make them feel like they can talk to you. If you start teaching your child to have an open and honest relationship with you when they are young and you don’t freak out about anything, they will be more likely to want to talk to you.

Rules = poor relationship between parent and child, lying, and no communication. 

2. DO NOT SPANK YOUR KIDS. This is the most important thing that you need to read out of this whole post. SPANKING YOUR KIDS TEACHES THEM THAT ABUSE IS OKAY. Some of you will roll your eyes at this. Go right on ahead, but mark my words that your kids will pay for your mistakes and your choice to spank them. Let me spell this out for you stupid heads out there that think spanking is okay. When people spank their kids, many parents say that they still love them but HAD TO DO IT to teach them a lesson. Really? Fast forward 10 years later and your son or daughter gets raped and their rapist says, “I love you, but I had to do it.” Hm. Sounds kind of similar doesn’t it? Spanking teaches kids that they deserve to be abused for their mistakes or even for doing nothing wrong at all; it teaches kids that abuse is done out of “love”. I’ve never heard such a load of shit in my entire life. Now I’m not perfect, before I understood all of this I would spank my siblings when they would do something that was really bad while I was babysitting, but I haven’t spanked them ever since I started remembering what happened to me. When I realized what I was doing, I just couldn’t do it. I think you have to be heartless to spank your child or the child of someone else. How can you listen to your child cry and scream or hear them say “Mommy please stop” or “Daddy you’re hurting me” without dying inside? Now don’t even get me started on those parents who take it even further to the point the kid has a hand print on their butt or that their cries and screams turn from pain and sadness to literal anxiety, fear, and death screams. The logic behind spanking children is even stupid. I mean, come on, “if you make a mistake, let me hit you”. Really? 

Spanking = children thinking abuse is okay, fear of mistakes, and abusive tendencies.

3. Don’t force your beliefs on your children. I understand that your life went a certain way, but don’t force that on them. Just because your marriage at 18 failed, doesn’t mean mine will. Your story is not mine, so stop trying to force it on me. If your kids are gay and transgender, its okay if that’s not what you would have chosen, but it’s not your choice. You’re not going to have a kid that likes you very much if you keep trying to force them to be you.

Forcing your beliefs on your children = insecurity, anger toward the parents, and no relationship with your kid after they move out

4. Do not spew hate at your children. There is a song that I LOVE called “Honest” by TFK and it says “Love is still the answer more than hate could ever know.” I wonder how much different the world would be if we stopped yelling and started listening. LOVE YOUR CHILDREN. It’s YOU who sets an example of love for your children. If you don’t show them a good example of love, when they get older they are going to go to what you showed them. You need to love your kid whether they are LGBTQ, pregnant, depressed, mentally ill, have an eating disorder, were abused, are being bullied, or are perfectly fine. You need to love them. Parents need to love more and talk less. Do you think giving your pregnant 15 year old a “talk” is going to do anything? NO. At that point, you need to love her. You need to be excited for her. You need to show her that its okay to be excited. You need to HELP HER. Please, for God’s sake… love your kids.

Hate spewing at your children = depression, anxiety, fear, hatred of parents, insecurity, and your kids never telling you about anything.

5. Don’t freak out about your kids wanting to use technology all the time. Technology is not going to brainwash your children. We are in a constantly evolving world that is moving FORWARD. We have to move forward with it to be successful. Believe it or not, technology breeds creativity it doesn’t make it disappear. Let your kids learn and discover new things; let them play Minecraft, watch movies, read E-books. They are going to turn out fine.

Taking away technology = less creativity, alienated from society, and kids feeling like they aren’t allowed to be who they are and express themselves in their own way.

6. DO not tell your kids what they can and can’t watch or read (within reason, of course). Just because you’re a Christian, shouldn’t mean your kids can’t read and watch Harry Potter. The author is a magnificent writer and the story is so imaginative and captivating. Just because life isn’t a fairy tale doesn’t meant that your kids shouldn’t be able to read them and dream big. And just because Disney Channel isn’t your favorite doesn’t mean that your kid shouldn’t be able to make their own opinion. If you’re worried about it corrupting them then you probably didn’t raise them right anyway. If you had raised them right, you wouldn’t be worried about stuff like that; you would trust them to know what’s okay and not okay and to talk to you about anything they’re confused about.

Reading/Television restrictions = less imagination, blinders to the world, feeling alienated from their friends who get to do what they want, and less educated.

7. Please don’t act like all of your kids are the same because they are NOT. What helped one kid could hurt another, what another kid likes could be hated by another. Let them be individuals and listen to their needs. One kid might do great at public school and thrive, while the other could be super introverted and want to do school at home. Let them have choices. They know what they need better than you.

Treating your kids all the same = anger toward parents, depression, and kids feeling like they aren’t important.

Rant over…for now.

I’m sure there will be a part II to this at some point, so stay tuned. 💜

Love,

Mica Kenzy