Danny Complains, But Clearly Steve's Methods Work.

reconnecting with my room after being around other people for too long

the real reason gotg movies are the funniest marvel movies is because their characters have gone through the most trauma, and that’ll give you an elite sense of humour

I'm sorry how does nobody in Santa Barbra know of Psych like they're in the paper basically every other week, they're on the most popular radio station, and had possibly the funniest mayoral campaign ever

Hardison witnessing Nophie for @cyanidegamer.

“Demigods, the time has come. I am thrilled to introduce you to Percy Jackson”. -Rick Riordan

Meet William Scobell as Percy Jackson in the Disney+ Percy Jackson tv series!

It’s safe to say I’m pretty pleased.

I've always hated the rule about silence for golf. Like: "Ooh! I'm a golfer! I require perfect concentration and a controlled environment to hit a ball with a stick."

You know what would take REAL SKILL? Loud Golf

Like, golf is already a crime against water tables and humanity, but I'd binge watch a season of Obstacle Golf!

Angry Bull loose on the course

Crowd with Vuvuzelas and Kazoos

Environment Activists armed with hatchets lurking in the bushes

One of the golf carts is rigged to explode.

#the writers really went #this is only a taste of how chaotic this character is #and we're never mentioning this fact again #mwahahaha

I love how Parker blowing up a house as a little child is just never ever expanded upon or even mentioned again. The Leverage writers were just like this tells you everything you need to know about the character and that's all you're gonna get, die wondering about it

Percy Jackson in a nutshell

I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

#me

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day