Kwiktripdisaster - Fandomness + Randomness

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

the worst thing in the world is doing things. the second worst thing in the world is not doing things. how has no one ever come up with a solution for this

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

Me when the stakes are high and the goofy character gets all focused and serious:

I'm sorry how does nobody in Santa Barbra know of Psych like they're in the paper basically every other week, they're on the most popular radio station, and had possibly the funniest mayoral campaign ever

I didnt make this but whoever did is a GENIUS

I like that darth vader is basically space regina george. everyone loves to hate him & his opinion on things is The opinion on things. oh vader hates obi wan kenobi? we hate obi wan kenobi

kill them with kindness? wrong. collapse their dining room ceiling and fall onto their kitchen table while guests are having dinner and then attempt to blow up their house and then get on a boat and dramatically row into the night

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.