Day 13: TangoTek (plus Impulse And Zed Getting Wardened)

AHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, i saw it on tiktok a while ago but i dont use tiktok anymore BUT NOW I FOUND IT ON HERE AHHH

Greetings hermitcraft tumblr nation, as an offering here's desert duo

central jersey solidarity 🤝🤝

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Central Jersey built DIFFERENT, donno if that’s a good or bad different yet but certainly different

So I added a fanfic snippet part to the google doc, wrote one for Jersey, Cali and then York, and York's the only one I want to share at the moment. Maybe I will share the other ones if asked but for now it's just this, ENJOY

New York-

Sleep

New York liked to sleep, it was peaceful and calming and he didn’t have to think about everything going on around him, it was the perfect break from his ADHD mind. However sleep did not like him, he wouldn’t be able to sleep for days until he basically passed out.

Mass was able to figure out that because NYC is the city that never sleeps, New York can’t really either. The two figured out that as long as he keeps up with a routine, he should be able to get to sleep easier and faster, though having a routine has its own problems. 

Table meetings could happen very early in the morning sometimes, and if York had to go to those meetings it would screw his whole schedule up. It wasn’t until one night where he finally was able to have a solution.

It was pouring out, rolls of thunder after flashes of lightning happening what seemed like every second. York likes the rain and thunder, it was calming, especially when the wind was loud, it was easiest for him to fall asleep. 

This was not the case for New Jersey. Jersey hated storms, wouldn’t be able to fall asleep until it was barely raining anymore and that wasn’t even consistent. He used to like them, though not as much as York did, but after hurricane Irene in 2011 and hurricane Sandy the following year, he could never see them the same.

This is why it wasn’t all too surprising to hear hard knocking on his door, opening it to find an exhausted and wet faced Jersey. Letting him in and onto the bed, the two sat there for a long while until York heard light snores coming from the other.

New York sat there even longer just thinking, hearing the rain start to die down he felt himself start to tire. He wasn’t feeling particularly tired before, but now, with Jersey laying on top of him as peacefully as someone afraid of storms can, he felt just as exhausted as Jersey had looked. 

For the first time in a few days, New York found himself able to sleep with ease as the wind slowed and the constant thunder and lighting became less and less. 

The two didn’t speak of this afterward, they never tended to when it came to storm sleepovers, York preferred just to remind him that he’s always free to come over if he can’t sleep, this time however Jersey said that the offer was mutual. 

York thought this over a few nights later when he couldn’t sleep and desperately needed to. Making up his mind, he snapped over to Jersey place, knocked on the door and waited for a moment before it opened.

When Jersey questioned why he was here York only said “Wanna have a sleepover?”.

Was just a quick little sketch sooooo enjoy?

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

I'm going skating but I decided to whip this up before I left sooo ENJOY!!!

New Jersey-

Play Fights

Every region has their own thing that they do as a fun competition. The West Coast does comedy nights, where they see who can make the most people laugh. The South has what they call Hunt Offs, to see who’s the best hunter. And the Midwest likes to do cook offs, with the South being taste testers.

The North Coast has play fights, multiple rounds through the course of two days, normally held on a weekend. This includes Maine all the way at the top of the North Coast, all the way down to Florida, which allows for a larger roster.

It started as just a thing the New Netherland area did, over time it expanded to include the whole of the North East, then Delaware wanted Maryland to join and soon it spireled to the whole North Coast.

Of course it started out friendly enough, everyone tended to go a bit softer on Georgia since he isn’t nearly as rough as everyone else. Then North and South Carolina would make a bet when they fought, which had Pennsylvania open up a proper betting pool. The play fighting weekend always ended up with everyone sore to all hell and back, saying to themselves to never do this again and specifically never go up against New Jersey again.

Jersey was strong, while it didn’t visibly look like he could pretty easily lift 400 like it was 20, he could. However he often forgot just how strong he was compared to everyone else, it wasn’t like the rest of the states were weak but when compared to them, Jersey was like a powerhouse.

He isn’t too sure as to why he’s so strong, especially since he normally comes off as looking like a twig, however he did believe it was most likely something demon related. He knows his own demon, not father, father is no slouch in the strength department, and Jersey also knows that he could easily get his strength up more. 

It’s not like he wants to hurt the others, he really doesn’t, sure it’s a bit funny to have Northie pinned down after five seconds of fighting and sure it’s amazing to be better than Yorkie, but it doesn’t make up for the fact that he’s hurting friends, people who are basically his family.

Despite him being significantly stronger than the others, he never has actually won before. He always gets in his head when up against Yorkie, always ends up hurting him the worst, always dropping out after and just watches over the betting pools. 

It’s basically tradition at this point for Jersey to tend to everyone’s wounds after this, whether it’s early in the games or he and Yorkie were in the semi finals, it doesn’t matter. 

Jersey has a big heart, a big heart that can’t bear to see him hurt his family, so he’ll try to make up for it. Cooking for everyone involved, taking care of their wounds if Rhody brought a knife again (seriously he has got to stop doing that), just generally being a nicer person for a good week before he starts to go back to normal.

The next time the play fighting happens, the same thing will happen again, a vicious cycle that Jersey can’t snap himself out of.

Tyler: I miss the cool people..

Tyler: OH you're cool people Kyi

Kyi: AWW thank you I'm glad!

Tyler: Just two cool peoples and Human :D

Human: *long suffering sigh*

*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*

Tyler: Ah, those were the days

Human: That was three days ago

It's my birthday today! Which I am happy about, I'm 17 which...not so happy about but whatever.

I don't really feel older, honestly I'm kind of just out of it. I suppose it doesn't really feel like my birthday much at all, that happens when you get older right? You feel it less and less? I don't know man I'm spitballin here.

I'm going swimming in a little while, which will be fun, hopefully we're getting OutBack since we haven't in forever and it's my birthday damn it. I originally wanted to go skating today but with me staying up all night and poppy needing to work it just didn't work out, maybe that's why I'm out of it, who knows (I sure don't).

After today the only thing I'm looking forward to is the beginning of the NHL pre-season because OH do I have plans for that AND the season it's self, it's gonna be real fun (so long as I keep up with it).

Anyway, y'all have a good rest of yer day, I'll have a good rest of my B-day, byeeee!!

THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

*shakes cup* any spare NY hc’s? 👁️👁️

Ignore that it's been like 16 hours, I didn't fall asleep right after posting idk what your talking about. Anyway I do yes here you go

New York-

He likes games, board games, arcades, video games, all of them, if they exist he most likely has something about it in his basement

Jersey managed to convince him to go to Action Park one time in the 90s, never again (he almost drowned....thrice)

Is one of the best shots out of all the states, not that he’ll ever use a gun anymore

He’s completely different when he’s sick, clingy and whiny and not to be left alone, imagine a 4 year old, that’s him when sick

He doesn’t like crowds, probably because of old timey trauma

When he went back to high school, he became a slight scene kid, just slightly

Was severely touched starved before the StateHouse, now though he is only what the NE considers a normal amount of touched starved

Cat.......that’s it, he’s basically just a cat

Will drink tea just to piss Mass off

Doesn’t like the cold, he used to go down to Florida during the winter in the 70s and 80s, however Jersey, Connie, and NH managed to convince him that the cold is worth it because snow

He doesn’t like Domino’s or Papa John’s, to him they are just cheap imitations of good Italian food (despite Domino’s not being Italian)

Knew Italian first, then learned Dutch and later English, if he’s exhausted he’ll speak Dutch most likely, if he’s exhausted AND sick he speaks Italian and good luck understanding him cause oh boy it’s Italian from like 400 years ago

Mentally ill, PTSD and ADHD

Has an Emotional Support Plague Doctor™ gifted to him from Penn as a Christmas gift

Doesn’t own a single bag, not a shopping bag, not a backpack, nothing

Used to be a singer in the 20s

Prefers music from the 60s to the 2010s than anything today

Gets forced places by Jersey, Cali, Kentucky and Tennessee, or NM and NH, or all of them at the same time

It’s hard for him to genuinely hate people, for a long time he only genuinely hated England, though that hate has faded overtime

He used to like wave pools, and then he almost drowned (thrice) (no he will never NOT use this as an excuse to not go to a New Jersey waterpark)

Once lost a bet and had to be a cat boy maid for a day (Still mad at Nevada about it)