Follow-up On The Previous Hockey Position Question, Who Plays Goalie? Does Someone Just Have To Gear

Its 2am

So I remembered how I haven't done anything here on Tumblr in a while so I thought to do this. Yes I am alive and Yes I will be posting on here again soon hopefully sooooo yeah :/

Also just wanna mention my ankle real quick cause 1. it's obviously doing much better than when I last mentioned it and 2. it wasn't even my ankle that I had broken, nono folks it was actually MY LEG, it was a comminuted fracture which means it was broken in MULTIPUL PLACES, so anyway yeah its doing much better now lolz

@nohappinessinthisworld Alright I finally did it, NJ headcanons. I had fun doing these

New Jersey-

Refuses to try Poutine, says that it’s just Disco Fries but worse

Suffers every summer, he can deal with the heat but he doesn’t like it

Never fully understood why murder was so bad until around the 90s when some good friends of his got murdered

He doesn’t like hurting the OG13 since he considers them apart of his family, so whenever he does it’s a complete tonal shift for about a week

He doesn’t actually smell all to bad, just like a normal guy, but he can make it worse however it only affects the states

He REALLY hates rain storms, whether it’s tropical or a hurricane or just a storm with lightning he HATES it, he’s actually gotten a lot better since the 2010s since before he would just have a panic attack the entire time (York helped a lot with this)

His hair gets frosted tips whenever there’s snow sticking in the state, if it’s a lot of snow his face will get way paler, his cheeks blueish and his freckles look like snowflakes

“Jersey if you stab Colorado with your skate blade again I’m tellin yer Ma” -Mass every single time there’s a hockey game between NJ and CO

Was inducted into a knitting club by his friend who worked at the library, all the old ladies in the club are very nice and have helped Jersey get as good at knitting as he is now

While he has had a lot of hobbies over the years, he only has a few active ones, such as knitting and cooking and garden/farm stuff (hockey doesn’t count because it’s a lifestyle not a hobby, his words)

Is not a fan of the Nintendo Switch, only owns one because what else is he going to do? Transfer games onto the DS illegally? (yes but that’s besides the point)

Oh he has horns and a tail alright, but he doesn’t have them always, he can just hide them and whatnot so most of the states don’t actually know that he does, only the OG13 know because oh boy did he have horrible control over it as a young child

Was very confused when he found out that the other states don’t have family’s, that they just spawned out of nowhere, in his mind it shouldn’t be possible but it is (“You can’t just CREATE mass like that, just because magic exists doesn’t mean you can just IGNORE SCIENCE!!!!”)

While he cooks a TON at the StateHouse, he actually tends to eat out when at home, support local diners oh and Wawa and QuickCheck

Was very obsessed with demon magic and stuff during the pandemic in the StateHouse, listen he was bored and curious, it was stupid but fun

Tyler: You ruined my scaffolding penis!!

Human: It was MY scaffolding!

Tyler: IT WAS MY PENIS!!

*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*

Tyler: Ah, those were the days

Human: That was three days ago

Will admit, Rempe did deserve that suspension. He needs to learn self-control.

GG, Devil.

He seems like a good kid from the little I have actually seen, just needs to do a bit of learning still. Sucks that Devs we’re the last straw but also I expected that honestly, hopefully this helps him realize that his actions have consequences and he will be in trouble for stuff like this.

Ignore that it's not cropped but TADAAA!!!! Loui and Florida. This was fun to do cause I had no idea how to draw Loui and I hate hats but I DID IT!!

OMG YES YES YES PLEASE

I've loved the idea of personified sports since I first found Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll Call series, which is literally collage football through each week it's so good.

Along with Tom Grossi who did four long ass series on each NFL divisions, they aren't exactly personified per-say but DOESN'T MATTER!!! (actually I'm pretty sure that they are personified in the If the NFL Was Scripted series but not confident on that lol)

Listen if the states and other things can be personified then who's to say that sports aren't!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

May I request some Texas and Montana art? I feel like they could be silly cowboy/wilderness friends :D

(I feel like Montana would take one look at Texas and hand over the adoption papers for him to si-*dies*)

I am so sorry this took so long, I had so much trouble figuring out what to do for some reason and then by the time I had time to draw I had to do something else because I said I would. Anyway here, in the end I'm glad that I took time to think this one over cause it's kinda cute won't lie :D

Y’all gimmie your New Jersey headcanons, please, I am starved for content.

I don’t care how weird or strange they may be, just gimmie!!!

Some lil NJ sketches :D

Day 11: Goodtimeswithscar (MCC addition)

so scar has far too many skins and I had to close my eyes and randomly pick a skin to actually do this drawing, and then my hand was getting pretty bad so most of this got colored with my finger lol