Devils Had NO FUCKING RIGHT To Make Me Go Through All That, I Was FAR To Fucking Stressed At The End

I wrote more, for some reason I wrote more, thats it -_-

New Jersey-

The Garden

The StateHouse garden is probably among the best in the whole country. Containing every single state flower and regional based plants, it’s truly a sight to behold, but it wasn’t always like this.

The original garden was pitiful, pretty much every plant was dead and overall just ruined the backyard. When some of the states asked Gov why it was like this, his answer was that he had no idea and the states are free to do whatever with it. Jersey took this answer and ran with it.

He basically banned anyone from going to that part of the backyard, and would barely be seen during the following weeks, when he was seen he was covered in dirt and mud. Then he started taking states aside, asking them questions about their state flowers and native plants, if the state didn’t know Jersey sent them on a quest to find out (because really you should know this by now it’s your own stat-).

Some states started to get concerned that Jersey wasn’t getting any rest, they never saw him leave that area of the backyard, and when New York heard about this he dragged Jersey away and forced him to take care of himself.

By the time the garden was almost complete it had been 2 months.

When the states got to see the area for the first time they were blown away, everything was done in a way that made sure that it was not only done state by state, but also in a way that made sure every flower and plant had the correct conditions for them to thrive.

No one knew how he did it, but Jersey was able to make everything look cohesive while still feeling like every plant got the spotlight. It felt like he took every chaotic thing that made America America, and made it better and cohesive.

He showed them another thing as well, a food garden and greenhouse, the greenhouse was already there when the states moved in but had been in disrepair, and the food garden was Jersey’s little side project, despite the fact that it wasn’t little and was basically bigger than the main garden.

In the end the garden is the one outdoor space that the states can properly relax in without arguing with each other, and whether that’s because of the garden itself or just a little bit of magic, is up to you to decide.

May I humbly request more NY hc’s 👁️👁️

*its fine if not*

Why of course good sir, I have way too much fun writing and thinking about these.

New York-

Has grandparents, it’s best you don’t question how they are still alive

Theater kid, has seen Hamilton and Wicked more times than he can count

Always moving, normally just tapping his foot or tapping his fingers, not nearly as bad as NJ and holds this over his head

“I have better ADHD than you do” has been said multiple times by him to NJ

Likes to hike, doesn’t get a chance to do it often but when he can he does, not alone though, never alone

Met Mass for the first time when he was changed from New Amsterdam to New York

Had a harder time understanding certain accents when he was younger, not as bad as NJ but it still caused a problem for a while

Knows Italian and Spanish, he can still understand and write in Dutch but can’t properly speak it

Used to call Jersey ‘Joisey’ in the early 2000s, had to stop or else they would have gone to war

Currently calls Jersey ‘Jerz’ or ‘Taffy’, occasionally calls him ‘Trent’ but that normally ends with a shoe to the head

Likes to call Cali ‘B’ and ‘Nia’

Will occasionally call Florida ‘Disney’ and ‘Swampy’

He does own a gun but prefers a knife

During 2020 he did cooking videos and ‘how to acquire *blank item*’ videos, would sometimes be joined by Vermont and Maine

New Hampshire is his cousin and his brother depending on the situation 

While he denies it, he was the one who created the New state group chat

 He likes both Football and Hockey equally, no one ever believes him though

Takes the best photos of himself ever but most of them are like 2008 cringe types of photos

He’s not scared of heights but he HATES drop towers, any and all he will refuse to go on, he will not hesitate to bite if you try

After several criminal acts that didn’t land them in prison ONLY because Gov stepped in (and one of those times he had to pull so many strings it was terrifying), Utah and Arizona were no longer allowed alone for more than five minutes.

Not many duos can be worse than Florida and Loui, but damn do Utah and Ari come very close.

The Good Boy™️ and The Hot Chaos Coyote™️ an amazingly disastrous duo that literally no one expected

Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?

Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭

I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)

He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.

Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3

Ari is the himbo ever <3

You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:

He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.

He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities

One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊

As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)

His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.

HAPPY EASTER BITCHES RAAHHHHHH

OMG YES YES YES PLEASE

I've loved the idea of personified sports since I first found Matt Mitchell's SEC Roll Call series, which is literally collage football through each week it's so good.

Along with Tom Grossi who did four long ass series on each NFL divisions, they aren't exactly personified per-say but DOESN'T MATTER!!! (actually I'm pretty sure that they are personified in the If the NFL Was Scripted series but not confident on that lol)

Listen if the states and other things can be personified then who's to say that sports aren't!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

Pspspsps heyheyhey, it’s that time where I ask for asks, please acknowledge me.

Art or HCs, maybe even lil shorties stories if ya ask nicely. I promise to get to them sooner rather than later but they will still probs be late, sorz in advance T-T

Day 9: Stressmonster101 (will not hesitate to prank you)

AAAHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH, look at her, basic in her glory, this is how she gains your trust and then she will prank you to no end. Honestly really love this drawing so much lols

THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

Tyler: You ruined my scaffolding penis!!

Human: It was MY scaffolding!

Tyler: IT WAS MY PENIS!!

*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*

Tyler: Ah, those were the days

Human: That was three days ago

I am requesting that you request stuff, can it work that way? Who knows who cares, my requests are open please I want something to do :D

Art, Headcanons, Writings, you name it I could most likely do it