I Mean It Could Have Been Worse. I Could Have Shipped You With Polyphemus.

no but this is so true 😭😭😭😭 all my friends look at me like I’m crazy and say they don’t care

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If you’re having a bad day, here’s a parakeet in a teacup hat.

….

why do you have to be such a monster? 😔😔😔

circe or calypso.

you cannot say Penelope.

My wife

Zeus: "If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save."

Athena: "Finish it."

Aeolus: "The end always justifies the means."

Poseidon: "Ruthlessness is mercy."

Hermes: "You can be hurt or you can beat her. ... I'll help you conquer her."

Tiresias: "I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you."

Hestia, probably:

am I gonna have to fight you for him?

So….are you? Are you single?

uhhhh ummm

@odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost no

circe or calypso.

you cannot say Penelope.

My wife

@jarondont

Business Casual (Jaron ver.)

i’d care if the person i reblogged this from vanished

idc if you reblog this from me but reblog it every time you see one of your friends or mutuals have reblogged it

@sombrathedragon; yes, yeah that was exactly what I asked for.

Vea we’ve got 19 likes. Please.

I can't do ts anymore, a low effort doodle is all I can do

just a reminder that the “creator” @ notmyannabeth is taking fanart of leah’s annabeth and whitewashing it!! do not like from that account

i’m going to look for all the original fan art and tag the actual artists