Bitches Love Reblogging This Post Every Tuesday The 18th

yes...

my heart is warm....

tIqwIj veS...

*inhale*

SOLANGELOOOOO-

"Nico is a black cat and will a golde retrie-" stfu these are them

( In fact Nico could be also a bat, those little things are cute and silly, but it's hard to find duo images bettwen a orange cat and a bat)

BANANA CHERRY BLOSSOM NO QUESTIONS ASKED

<3

(Do it or i'll burn u in ur bed/j)

also consider:

"not my circus, not my monkeys, but the tent is mine" = the ringleader owes you rent. they must solve the problem AND pay you the rent

"not my circus, not my monkeys" = not your problem

"not my circus, but those are my monkeys" = it's only your problem as far as figuring out how to retrieve them without being caught

"my circus, but those aren't my monkeys" = it's your problem until you figure out whose monkeys those are, and after that you make it their problem

"my circus, my monkeys" = this is 100% on you. On the bright side, if you decide you're chill with the shitshow currently happening, nobody can walk in and make you do anything about it.

You look out from where you're mopping in your house to see the hero run away from a falling piano that seemed to follow them wherever they ran. Even the evil lord looked rather taken aback.

You turn back inside. No one's going to suspect a goblin.

You are a lowly goblin with a mop that accidentally triggers a series of impossible rue goldberg interactions that ends with the demise of the fabled hero of light in the most anti-climatic way possible. Both the hero's party and the evil lord stand in shocked silence.

*crashes in through the wall*

yOU SUMMONED FOR A HYPERACTIVE CRAZY BITCH???

tumblr entertain me

Jason Grace about Leo Valdez don't fucking change my mind

valgrace coded

I'm doing this again.

5 little demigods jumping on the bed,

Hazel jumped off but hit her head,

Nico was mad and the Solace said,

"NO MORE DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED."

4 little demigods jumping on the bed,

Annie fell down and hit her head,

Percy was helping and the Solace said,

"NO MORE FUCKING DEMIGODS JUMPING ON THE BED!"

Now, there's just 3 demigods jumping on the bed,

This time, thankfully, no one cracked their head,

Nico facepalmed and the Solace said,

"You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go and jump with them on the bed."

10 little monkeys - PJO ver.

7 little demigods, jumping on the bed,

Leo fell down and cracked his head,

Sally called the Solace and the Solace said,

"No more demigods jumping on the bed."

Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.

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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.

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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.

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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE

lemme ask you a question for child rapists:

why tf you wanna fuck a 7 year old?? is ur dick that small??

I hope no one has to call them, but if you do, don't hesitate !!

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.