Kymanwithengel - Engel

Working on a new Kyman au

^ Is Kyle's old angel form

^ Is his current form

DRAWING WITH MY BESTIE!!!

KAHL IN MY SIAN AU!!!!

Be like him

Its such a coincidence that i DESPISE kyman but i have like 929388 friends who ship it

maybe its bevause i know how to not judge people based on what ship they like..

Unless its @blu3b3rryblu3 im allowed to bully him

Do I hate and am I repulsed by kyman? Yeah. Can I see how it’s practically canon to an extent with how explicitly it’s implied? Also yeah. (In the sense that it’s one sided with Cartman being the one crushing, unknowingly or knowingly who knows, on Kyle) Actually, lemme talk about this real quick, because he is so fucking obsessed with him it’s insane. Like dude, chill the fuck out? I actually hate that you HAVE to go look in his journal when playing tfbw in order to get down into the basement cause the drawings of Kyle are so weird man, and I’m always terrified that someone will walk in my room at that exact moment and think I’m some sort of freak. And pretending to be gay with him just so he wouldn’t date Nichole? That’s crazy. You can tell me it was because he wanted Nichole and Tolkien to date until you’re blue in the face, I won’t believe that’s the only reason. There is so many other ways he could’ve went about it. He could’ve lied about Kyle having a girlfriend already, lied about him being a cheater or some shit, or given him aids again or literally anything else than pretending to be gay with him. And yeah, I realise that him pretending to be gay is just funnier for the show, in the same way I realise that nothing is meant to be taken seriously with this show, but taking things seriously is fun for me

Fun fact(Kyman Redemption Fanfic/Au): When Kyle comes out as Pansexual to Sheila, Sheila thinks that being Pansexual is only having attraction to French people and that gets worse when Cartman(His boyfriend) says that his Grand grandfather was French and Craig says that Kyle shoves up baguettes up to his butt(which isnt real) and calls him Le Kyle.

ART TRADE WITH @th3r34l-k1ng0f-h3ll X3

THERE IS NO SAND IN MY VAJAYJAY CARTMAN!!!

THIS IS AN ONE SHOT SO ASK ME SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY

It was noon, Kyle and Cartman was hanging out at Cartman's house.

Cartman: Dude, what if you turn into a cute fluffy cat and I make a Instagram account for you! You would be the center of attention!

Kyle: I don't know, dude...

Cartman: C'mon, you would be famous!

Kyle:Deal, but if someone finds about my shapeshifting abilities, you will be the one to blame.

Cartman: Deal!

Kyle turns into a fluffy orange cat with his iconic green hat but smaller.

Cartman:OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!

Cartman starts to pet Kyle.

Cartman:Who's the cutest cat in the world, it's you!

Kyle meows cutely in his cat form. He looks cute in his cat form despite his grumpy attitude. Cartman takes out his phone and starts taking pictures and then he makes a new account on Instagram named 'Kyle the Kitty'. He posts the pictures on that account and it was just few likes. They try it for a month but it was just few likes and few followers.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements