Sorry For Who-posting In The Year 2019 But The Doctor Is Actually So Named Because He Wrote And Successfully

COME HERE CHILD. DO NOT FEAR THIS COIL OF FLESH AND WOOD.

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

3/29/22: Learning through Suffering

Narrator: Magnificus

You: None

One learns with pain

so they must hurt

Torture the students

do they can know

The more pain one feels

the more they know

the more time they spend

without comfort

The smartest one at all

is me, from when

I was created with suffering

already in me

I went through it all

from before I was made

The pain is a part of me

even though it never happened

So they must suffer

as I never did

maybe they can be smarter

like I never could

Idea: Magnificus's treatment of his students.

In unequivocal terms, the UK is a police state. We have just lost our right to protest (if they are deemed ‘annoying’ - which will be interpreted to be any protest the government doesn’t like). This means anyone in the UK might face prison for exercising our right to protest. 

Please, please I’m begging non UK folks- to simply know this.

If the right to protest was lost in the US it’d be all over the internet. But nobody is here for UK folks. 

This is just as trans people and gay people and marginalised races and poor people are being hit with economic and social harm and are more likely to protest. 

Know about us- make sure the UK government is shamed for what it is doing. In the meantime, the UK citizens have some violence to plan. 

dr chapter 2 but i fantasy it the fuck out

mildly threatening, I'll reblog.

the thing is, right, any forest, even the ones you look at and think are spooky, even the dense ones, full of fallen trees and briars and dense undergrowth, any forest loves you. it wants you to stay, to become part of it.

the open devastation of stone doesn't love you. it doesn't want you there. it gives you nothing. it hurts to walk on. things don't grow there. it's empty. it wants you gone, so it can return to its austere loneliness.

when the imposter is sus

“Nice Does Not Mean Good”

Happy Mother’s Day :)

and it is glorious.

Ngl, Deltarune chapter 2 feels like Toby Fox threw the 06 Snapcube fandub at an AI and told it to make a video game script, and the result was Deltarune chapter 2.

The humor and even some of the dialogue just feels like that.

Oh yeah, there's also a Sonic reference during one of the battles.

DECAY IS AN EXTANT FORM OF LIFE

For sale!

I want AUs of games and stuff that is literally just that game plus OLD_DATA. (I would like fan work of inscryption itself more but still)

what you wanted to play Mario? well Luigi found something in a golden block and now you are playing dolls with him in his now silent mansion.

wanted UNDERTALE? well flowey thinks you would like to play a board game that feels faintly like the layout of new home.