just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable.
if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there
fuckfucker, the fucker of you fucks.
hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
if they can't be happy together im going to kill everybody
someone please notify me immediately when they discover an ending in which roxanne and cassie run away into the sunset and eat carrot cake together because until those two are happy i don’t think im gonna be able to sleep properly
Some highlights from last night's doodle session
Many Gigers and a few Leshys
PM, I have to know what your favorite TV trope is, mine is "High ranking holy official becomes a savage, undead, unholy abomination"
The Stereotypical Straight Jock who is actually Gay.
Idk how much I've 'grown' as a 'person' over the years however I HAVE gradually turned into increasingly cartoonish parodies of myself which has been a blast actually
reblog to take the person you reblogged from to the aquarium
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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!
"I'm strong like steel, but soft like mushrooms." - some blocky boi
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