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HAPPY DUNMESHI THUR- *gunshoits*

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Can I request 💚, 💓, and 🎲 with Amber, Hu Tao and Yanfei for your 100 followers event?

💚- When they’re jealous

💓- When they first know about their feelings about you

🎲- random stuff that i will instantly think of

💚gets all pouty when she’s jealous. Poor baby knows that you think of her as your girlfriend, but she can’t help it, that feeling of jealousy. May throw herself into her Outrider duties to ignore that negative feeling of hers. Do expect her to be more clingy, more kissy, and more cuddly for the next few days though, in order to comfort this poor girl, even if you don’t know what is wrong. Amber just doesn’t want to lose her number 1 supporter of rebuilding the Outrider division. She wants you to be there when she finally does it.

💓She first knew it when you, her friend and fellow competitive glider, beat her in the Annual Gliding competition for a consecutive 3rd time that year. You always loved being with the wind, and had sworn that after beating her, the reigning champion, three times, you would leave Mondstadt and explore the world, and take part in grander gliding competitions in Teyvat, starting with the Annual Liyue Gliding competition that was up next year. She always knew that you would leave, and you would be gliding off, so really, why did she want to beg you to stay?

As tears fell upon her eyes that very night, all the pieces that had slowly assembled, from the very first time you won, crystallized into the very fact that presents in front of her.

She loves you, but now that you’re leaving, who is she to hold you back from your dream?

🎲It’s speculation, but maybe, before her grandfather left, her favourite color was white. In the manga, her ribbon was mainly white, and had more variation in color, and white really suits her! It’s like signifying her innocence, and her pure outlook towards life.

I believed it changed to red ever since her grandfather left, because red was the colour she associated with her grandfather and the Outriders. And the moment she realized that instead of waiting for others’ instructions, she should forge her own path, she received the Pyro vision that we all know she now possesses.

💚She’s strangely not! I think it stems from the fact that she knows that many people don’t like her in the first place, so to have you, someone who loves her, essentially tells her that, you really do love her and only her, so generally, she’s very chill when it comes to jealousy.

Still though, should someone flirt with you, she’ll instantly be straightforwardly pranking them as much as she can, driving them away. That’s not a good thing though, so do work it out with her, okay? She’s still human, with feelings. She can feel jealous from time to time as well.

💓 answered, here's the link!

🎲 Personally, I feel the reason that Hu Tao pranks others is because she wants attention from others. She reminds me of Usopp from One Piece, who parodied the Boy who Cries Wolf (a/n I should really get back to one piece it’s so good but idk where I am anymore)

Pranking, even if it attracts negative attention and gives her a negative reputation, would at least ensure that when she’s gone, she knows that there will be someone to remember her.

@spookii-does-stuff yes because I love feeding my mutual crumbs

But if you’re her lover, she actually does not prank you that much. She does, just not that frequent, or that seriously. That’s because when it comes to you, you already give her your complete attention, no matter what she is doing. Her heart always beats so fast when you’re around as a result, grateful that there’s someone who unconditionally and willingly loves her for who she is, and the front she puts up.

💚  Wouldn't outwardly react or show anything. After all, if it happens once in a while or you have directly rejected their advances, then it should be fine.

However, if you didn’t successfully reject your suitor, Yanfei would begin to have doubts on your loyalty to her. If you start spending more time with them for some weird reason, that’s when she starts trying to find out what you’re up to something, not once admitting that she’s jealous. She fears the worst, that you’re cheating on her. This would lead to a fight that will remind her of all the civil cases that she’s faced, and it’ll be the most heartbreaking “case” she’ll ever have to take on. She’s too scared that you will break the fragile pieces of her heart, and she’ll be alone, like how her parents left.

💓- it’s when you two celebrated the Lantern Rite festival together. Back then, despite her knowledge about the law, she wasn’t so sure how to describe the feeling of butterflies around you, or how she was so conscious about your every movement around her. As she was born in the era of peace, while she was aware of the frivolous feeling of love, she had not fully experienced a romantic love, but only the familial love that her parents and the Adepti showered on her.

That night, as you both wrote your wishes on the Mingxiao lantern, she unconsciously wrote her wish while staring at your concentrated face, thinking about your own wish. She wrote:

“I want y/n to be happy.”

It took her a good minute to fully process what she wrote, and her face instantly turned as red as her vision. Her hands stretched out to wipe the wish away, but eventually stopped mid-air.

“I.. I can’t do this. I want y/n to be happy. But it’s just friends, right? Why do I feel like there’s more to it?”

“Hey, Yanfei, what did you wish for?”

“Hmm, nothing much, just something about law again,” she nervously chuckles, grasping at her skirt, trying to still her furiously beating heart. “What about you?”

“I wished for something for someone I fell for, so I can’t tell you, teehee!”

What was this pain? Didn’t she think of you as just a friend?

Deep down, she knew at that split moment. She was in love with you. But now, it seemed that she has no chance.

So lost in her thoughts at that moment, she didn’t notice how you stared at her adoringly, your eyes softening under the light of the lanterns.

“Ahhh, that’s nice! Who is it?”

“Hehe, not telling ya!”

Ah, how love hurts.

🎲- Yanfei has mentioned that should she not be a lawyer, she would be a rapper. But I personally feel that she’ll not be a really good rapper at least immediately, or even after a long while. Yes, Yanfei can speak really, really fast. This I cannot deny, for it is really really hot. Not only does she have to speak fast, she also has to take note of the pitch, the rhythm, and also, creativity. Yanfei strikes me as someone who likes freedom provided that there are rules that ensure such freedom is not excessive or too little, and well, I can’t personally see creativity when it comes to music to her, at the beginning. I feel that though, if she works with Xinyan, who most definitely has musical talent, Yanfei would be able to grow as a rapper, and become better eventually. It takes experience, but for Yanfei, who has always lived in a mostly similar lifestyle so far, I do not see such experience yet, compared to Xiao, Ganyu and Zhongli, who have experienced more events than her.

The leather daddy Angry Bird makes me laugh so fucking hard every single time, I trust this fucking bird with my life

flat fuck friday

Omfg...

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

break time!!

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