Why Is He So Hot?

toto saying, "if we can't win, you should win." THEY MAKE MY HEART WANT TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE OH MY GOD

okay yeah I know i disappeared for a while but exams guys. i finally get to escape highschool and be more miserable in college. but what i came here to talk about is a couple of things. i've been chronically online ofcourse and have consumed a lot of media obviously. but I will give you guys a quick run down.

1. carlos sainz: WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI??????????? i mean don't get me wrong i'm so happy for lewis and as seb said the real measure is always whether he's happy or not and fuck mercedes. but them not telling carlos anything????? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? NOTHING??? that's another level of fuckery. i love ferrari but man they just never fail to disappoint me. god damn. but he got his appendix removed and simultaneously injected jet fuel in his bloodstream so good for him. he better show these fuckers what they'll miss out on. and oh my charlos heart. how can you separate them? just how can you be so cruel? but hey i genuinely wish the best for both carlos and lewis. they're immensely talented and deserve everything.

2. max verstappen: my man dominating again. we love to see it. i love him so much and so viscerally i don't think anyone understands.

3. charles leclerc: i wish i could have the lec icecreams. he's so talented, i will cry. baby Leo is my favourite. he's doing so good.

4. ollie bearman: a talented boy. will walk to the ends of earth for him and his precious smile.

5. daniel riccardo: i honestly don't know how to feel about him anymore. like don't get me wrong he makes me so happy. but his recent comments about the horner situation did piss me off. and liam coming for his seat. idk man i just feel very icky about the whole situation.

that's it. that's the very brief debrief for now. catch y'all later.

GORGEOUS GORGEOUS TALENTED MAN

Lando Norris on the top step of the podium after winning the Dutch Grand Prix

thick thighs save lives

uh so i just read a thousand splendid suns. and what the fuck? books like these truly change my perspective on life and make me rethink everything i've ever known. and the root of all evil in this world is patriarchy.

they drive me up the fucking wall

do you understand how INSANE it is that they are both libras???? that they are nicknamed *predestined* versus *inevitable*, sun and rain? red and blue???? how am i supposed to be normal about ANY of it when it is this. AND THEY ARE BOTH LIBRAS. lestappen is cinema.

y'all ever think such unholy thoughts that even you're disgusted with yourself? no? just me? well i am very disgusted with myself while looking at this man

that's my man <3

Big chest, tiny waist, thick thighs, bubble butt.

That boy is perfect.

so i'm back, hi. pls update me on whatever the fuck has happened this off season and the beginning of the season because what?

he's so majestic