Why Did David Eat The Noodles Like That Infront Of Michael…..like Ok Slut

LESS THAN ZERO (1987) dir. Marek Kanievska

Saw this on pinterest and made me giggle a lil bit ngl

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES! idk why this fandom has normalised it sm

Ok. No hate (but kinda am), am i the only one who finds shipping the lost boys together gross? I mean, theyre brothers. Even if they werent born from the same parents they all drank max's blood, making max their dad from blood relation, making the lost boys blood related. And even if you argue thats not what the drinking of the blood means, all throughout the movie they are described as Max's children, making them brothers by description.

Idk, seeing ship art of them together or people making posts about shipping them always made me uncomfy because the movie describes them as brothers, it just feels so icky.

Especially since no where throughout the movie are they seen being romantic with each other, which just adds on to the fact that they probably SEE each other as brothers even if they technically arent (which im pretty sure they technically are).

Maybe im just autistic and taking the familial terms in the movie too seriously but im starting to think me and like half of the lost boys fandom watched a different movie 😭😭😭

Grandpa watching his house get destroyed by tlb, his grandsons, some random kids who are dressed like Rambo and the nerdy guy that runs a video store

David claims to care about Laddie but then he does this shit

Laddie is not amused...

(Was too lazy to make a night version of this so plz excuse the sunlight)

Dating Michael headcanons!

he leaves you for a man

Michael: I miss David.

Star: Michael-

Michael: David used to call me that...

Star: Because it's your fucking name.