‘ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɴɪғᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ?’

*(weeps)* WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT THIS DORK ASS OLD MAN!?!?!? PLEAAAAASE!!! PLEAASE!!! Please I want him to bully and tease me til I cum!!!! PLEAASEEE!!!!

TLB incorrect quotes (short)

Michael: *impales David*

David: Oh! Harder Daddy!~

Michael: *Gasp* SON?!

David:

When Sam isn't looking lol

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

Shout out to the five people who remember Belch Huggins exists! I hope your pillows are always cool.

80s Manhunter-inspired Will… do we think he thrifted that top or earned it fair and square? 🤔much to consider…

literally the loml😻

Brooke McCarter as Tyler

THRASHIN' (1986)

David when he realizes Michael is being fr about trying to kill him and it isn’t just playful flirting

tbh Marko is just a walking pride flag thanks to his jacket