Just realized while writing my fanfic that if Spicynoodles were to become canon, Pigsy would absolutely scrutinize Red Son and try to keep MK from dating him. It's literally the equivalent of a disapproving father keeping his innocent daughter away from some bad boy biker, made all the more comparable since Red Son is literally a villain who drives a bike
I've just been imagining Red Son just fucking pulling up with his badass bike wearing a red leather jacket and sunglasses and MK strolls out of Pigsy's with his best Monkey King merch and sketchbook while Tang is trying to stop Pigsy from having a stress induced heart attack-
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Pigsy: Kid! What's with all the burn marks!?
MK, completely dazed and rubbing one of his marks: My boyfriend's the best...
Pigsy: BOYFRIEND!?
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MK: But Dadsy, I love him!
Pigsy: No employee of mine is going to be running around with some demon! And didn't he burn you anyways!?
MK: I mean...I kinda asked him to 👉👈
Pigsy: WHAT-
Red Son, pulling up in his bike outside Pigsy's: C'MON NOODLE BOY WE'RE GONNA ON THE MOST EVIL DATE YOUR MORTAL BRAIN CAN IMAGINE!
MK: WellitwasnicetalkingtoyouDadsyiloveyoubye-
Pigsy: KID WHAT THE FU-
Mei: Sooo... they're dating now?
Tang: Yup, and you owe me 50 dollars
Mei, passing Tang $50: Ughhh...
Pigsy: YOU TWO WERE PLACING BETS!?!?
Wukong, walking into Pigsy's and seeing Pigsy incoherently screaming: Soo...What happened here...?
Mei: Well...
Tang: MK and Red Son went out on a date
Pigsy: MONKEY KING! YOU'RE THE KID'S MENTOR! TELL HIM TO STOP DATING THAT DEMON!
Wukong: ...
Wukong: PFFTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAICANTBREATH-
Pigsy: MONKEY KING!!!
Wukong: DUDE I NEED TO TELL BULL KING ABOUT THIS HE'LL FREAK-
Pigsy: YOU'RE NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THIS! I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE KNOWING THAT MY EMPLOYEE IS WALTZING AROUND WITH SOME SMUG ASS DEMON PUNK-
Sandy, walking into the room: Uhhh...is this a bad time?
Pigsy: GAAAAAAAAAAA-
And even after they all agree to keep Red Son and MK's relationship a secret until Red is ready to tell his parents, Pigsy would still fucking hate him-
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Pigsy: Listen here, punk. If I didn't promise MK to give you a chance, I'd personally ban you from ever entering this building again. But I'm going to give you one chance to prove that you're good enough for the kid.
Red: Hmph, alright "Pigsy", what are your demands?
Pigsy: Don't commit crimes with my kid, don't flirt with my kid in front of me, don't do anything beyond kissing my kid, and if you break the kid's heart, I will break your legs. Understand?
Red: Hmm...fair enough. Though for the record, between the two of us, MK is much more dirty minded, so you needn't worry about my "advances"
Pigsy: ...
Pigsy: Inhales
(Yeah Red Son is actually asexual, although he's happy to do more physical stuff like making out since it makes MK happy. But yes, MK is a bit more dirty minded than Red Son, he's just too shy to actually act on it most of the time.)
Red son in loose ponytail slash with Earings? Sure here ya go Simps.
the most annoying dude you know
Brave New World
The Sky is yours!
I wanna make DC comic short series about Gothamites who are just regular ass people.
Real estate agent trying DESPERATELY to sell a house to some people who aren’t from Gotham while Joker is laughing and setting bombs just outside and she’s pretending everything is fine.
A Batburger employee who always gets stuck with the graveyard shifts and that is, unfortunately the perfect time to get a few of Batman’s rogues, his family, or the Dark Knight himself, sometimes all on the same night and at the same time.
Principal who comes to the horrifying realization that they’re gonna have to change the school year to all year due to how many ‘days off’ from citywide threats they’ve taken
The lady who petsits Hailey sometimes and doesn’t even bother to question why NIGHTWING is the guy picking her up
Is there a maintenance guy for the Bat signal?? There should be. I think that should be a thing. Maybe sometimes Cass just sits there ominously while he works and he has long since stopped questioning it
Construction worker lady who regularly points where rogues try to hide when they’re running down the streets to The Signal. Theyre best buddies
More sceenshots of Robostein :3 and also one pilot with the birdies screenshot
Nap time with the Bird Batch
I changed Crosshair to a snipe, because pun
X-men evolution + Logan n Laura + Deadpool n Wolverine
playing around with an incorrect quote generator and came up with some gems
Ahsoka: Why are you late? Obi-Wan: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Ahsoka: Overslept? Obi-Wan: Overslept.
Ahsoka: I am the most responsible person in the group. Obi-Wan: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Ahsoka: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, why are you crying? Ahsoka: This book is so sad!! Obi-Wan, picking it up: But this is my diary-
Crosshair: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Tech: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Wrecker: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Crosshair: *shoots it*
Tech: Do we have any orange juice left? Crosshair: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Crosshair: Sorry, we’re all out.
Crosshair: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tech: So, you’re not going to share? Crosshair: I’m not going to share.
Omega: We’re kind of missing something guys. Echo: Cohesion? Crosshair: Teamwork? Tech: A general sense of what we’re doing? Hunter: And Wrecker is not here. Echo: Oh, and that, yeah.
Hunter: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* Hunter: And I mean it.
Echo: Are you mad? Hunter: No. Echo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Fox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Riyo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Fox: I said within reason, Riyo. How about I murder that guy? Riyo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Fox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
Fox: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Riyo: Peonies, why? Fox: Riyo: Were you going to get me flowers? Fox: Riyo: Fox: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Fox: Riyo and I are no longer dating. Riyo: Fox, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
Satine : I want to kiss you. Obi-Wan, not paying attention: What? Satine : I said if you die, I wont miss you.
Satine : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid. Satine : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Satine : I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Satine : Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Satine , but they're too dumb for you. Satine : Obi-Wan.
Satine : I think I'm falling for you. Obi-Wan: Then get up.
Cody : You have an impressive pain tolerance. Obi-Wan: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Cody , holding an unconscious Obi-Wan: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.
Obi-Wan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Cody : Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.
Obi-Wan: Turns on the kitchen light Cody : Sitting at the table, eating bread Obi-Wan: It’s four in the morning. Cody : Turn the light back off.
Rex: Are you alright? Ahsoka: Short answer or long answer? Rex: Short? Ahsoka: No. Rex: Long? Ahsoka: Nooooooo.
Rex: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ahsoka. Rex: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Rex: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ahsoka: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Rex: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ahsoka: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Rex: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.
Rex: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Ahsoka: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!
Rex: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Ahsoka: I will politely decline.
Hunter’s fine. He’s fine. He’s absolutely ok.
(specifically breakdance bc it fits his energy + i took references from breakdancer named Monkey King so yeah)
+Bonus points for theatre kid Macaque