Just A Little Something :)

bumblebee is really good at controlling his body language! unfortunately he is Not good at controlling body language he didnt know existed

Everyone always talks about Tech being a neat freak; having everything in it’s perfect spot etc… have you seen the official art of his bunk?

How does he sleep here???

Some people don't believe me when I tell them Ben was canonically pregnant with 14 necrofriggian babies

+ my girl Ester because I love her

don’t mess with the toothpick man 🔫

(I did more of these that i’ll post throughout the week, but if you want to see the rest sooner, they’re on ig here)

Wukong and Macaque reenacting movies for the little monkies on flower fruit mountain >:3 an idea i got from one of my mutuals on twitter!

Also this is part 1, cuz i couldn't include all of them in one post, so im splitting it in two ^^

so rn i present to you: the godfather, harry potter, star wars and titanic

(also i love how i accidentally made macaque extra dramatic and acting his ass off, while wukong is mostly goofing off)

Body pillow Red son

The YouTube channel had started out as…more Xiaojiao’s other channel.

Xiaojiao had just released a new stream. Xiaotian, who had time to spare, had animated the funniest moments. When he showed it to her she insisted he post it on YouTube. And there it had lingered, occasionally being joined by new animatics. Then Xiaotian made a practice animatic for his webcomic and, in a shot in the dark, had posted it.

It had blown up, much more than the other animatics, and then it became his channel. There were more animatics and then Xiaotian started adding cooking videos, usually with Pigsy and his sister Bai He, streaming with Xiaojiao, and live speed draws.

It also drew his attention to other YouTubers, ones that were recommended next to his videos.

Like Red Son. He filmed himself repairing vintage vehicles, giving historical facts as he worked, usually wearing a tank top. The tank top, revealing muscle, had been enough to make his heart beat faster. But then the facts had truly cemented Xiaotian’s interest.

Then he had taken a look at Red’s merch shop.

There was a pillow.

A body pillow.

…

Qi Xiaotian was a gay idiot and wasted no time in buying it.

It was a decision he regretted the moment it came. But it was easy to hide underneath his covers. It raised his family’s brows when he started making his bed. But it was a secret he would keep.

Until the face reveal.

-_-

The stream had been going well until Xiaotian made the mistake of saying the names.

A question popped up.

“Who are Lady Bone and Mystic Mayor?” Xiaotian said out loud. He winced at the memory of the little hellions. “Oh, they’re my sister’s cats. We keep them out of shots because both of them are absolute demons, we’re pretty sure Lady Bone is still alive out of spite.” He looked around. Now that they had been mentioned, it had been oddly quiet.

That was never a good sign.

“I should probably check on them.” He started walking through the house, looking around. The silence had his nerves on edge. “Anyway, any other questions?”

Not in the kitchen. Not in the living room. Not in the bathroom.

Bai He’s door was firmly closed. Pigsy and Tang’s door was firmly closed as well. That left his room. “So, here’s my room,” Xiaotian said, allowing the camera to scan around. His bed was still made. “So, I can’t find Bai He’s cats, which is worrying-”

He sat down on his bed.

And, in an instant, Lady Bone popped out and zoomed out with a screech that made Xiaotian yelp. He glanced back to see Mayor Mystic slowly pad out from underneath his covers, giving what felt like a cat smile to the camera.

Leaving the body pillow of a certain redhead exposed to the world.

“Uh…” Questions were beginning to pop up, all centered around the body pillow. “That’s all sorry bye!” He closed the camera and stream with a gasp of panic. Then he pulled up his texts.

Bai He, I’m going to kill your cats.

Self care project

Something I had to do for school

So I just thought of a scene in the burnt marshmallow monkey king au where the gang is in some sort of danger, and mk, in a moment of desperation picks up wukong and carries him like a football, cause he’s like four feet tall, and just BOOKS it

Wukong: do I weigh anything to you?

Mk: nah, it’s just like holding a bag of grapes

Wukong: >:(

Mk wouldn't even get the chance to, straight up, Wukong would scoop Mk up and book it and you'd just have the visual of

carry ur son to safety day--

So it’s like 4am but I was thinking

Since Wukong uses glamor to make himself taller and he’s actually rlly smol, literally everyone in the crew can pick him up and hold him gently JSHSJSJ

Wukong is an certified Manlet™️

God, now I’m just seeing him perching on Sandy’s shoulders like Mo does, just-

“Why is he up there?”

“He likes to be tall”

“I AM KING OF THE WORLD” >:D

Sorry, I’m rambling ^^’

It's funny cause he's a hold gently size now, but like, no matter anyone's size they're always a carry size for him bLGAMWE

I actually adopted the hc of Wukong hanging out on Sha Wujing's shoulders all the time back during the journey so the idea of him doing the same and chilling on Sandy is actually such serotonin for me bLESS BG;LADKMFA;WOE

Monkey King getting back in touch with his chaos side (dw he's just having fun) ksksdfjlsd;jfsdl

Wrecker is your best support.🥰