I Don't Think Anyone Really Understands How Bad The Brain Rot Is Actually

Father-son talk

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Look at 2 of my cats!! 💕

also the flowers on my peach tree :D

The cats names are Dog and Pinta

y'all don't know her or her kids, but here are their redesigns (I was to lazy to do a proper ref sheet for the kids-)

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Here's Siren with her children ✨

That's a gray shirt it's not sheer fabric despite how it looks-

Oki so first up the adoptive mother Siren!

Siren a immortal with dwarfism, she's mentally and physically in her 30's. She used to run her poison shop in the countryside before settling in Megalopolis upon its foundation days. Her shop continued being for poison and it also a semi baking shop in the modern times. She has a snake attached to the back of her head who she calls Helen. She loves her kids deeply. She's has a hypnotic singing voice. Is unpredictable when drunk. She loves adding poison to her meals for "flavor". She also loves carrot cake, so she does bake a lot. (Doesn't add poison to her baking unless her sons asked her to) Her height is 4'3

Up next the oldest kid Heng!

Heng, a monkey demon that's somewhere in his 2,000s but is mentally and physically 20. He's been around with his ma since he was a little baby. He's the more serious one out his siblings, but doesn't mind helping with whatever silly things they're up to. He's honestly more of country monkey than city, but he doesn't mind it. He is not one to give up so easy, he's immune to most poisons, quite clear with his emotions, isn't one to just stand there to let others come at him with their negative emotions, often standing his ground. He likes playing the wooden flute and performs tricks with light, forming them into sparkles. An inch shorter than his sister. He's 5'5.

Next is Jun!

Jun, a human 25 years old, got adopted when he was 7, works at his ma poison shop. He has a good immune system against poison, adding poison to his meals sometimes. (Despite being told to stop by his sister, of course he doesn't listen) He always has antidotes on hand in case he needs it, or if someone else ate his food. Wearing that strange blindfold(?) is a fashion choice. He's the tallest out of the family, being 6'0. He likes races, but his favorite being chicken racing. Has a liking for cheese tea and often is out late just chatting with anyone who doesn't mind talking with him. He's protective of his family. He's also a bit of a drama queen.

The last and youngest, Viviana!

Viviana, 18 years old. Adopted when she was 10. Also works at her ma's poison shop/semi bakery, cause well- fascination with poison seems to run in the family. She doesn't do poison in her meals like her brothers do, cause one why do that. And 2, she likes having her meal the way it is. She realizes she was in the wrong body when she was 15 and started her transition after telling her ma and brothers, which they happyily helped with. She likes how pretty the poisons can look in their containers. She has a sketchbook just filled with paint splatters cause she likes how it looks and how the colors blend together. She has a girlfriend named Huo Ai (belongs to @/auggiestuff_ on Instagram) who she adores so much.

And that's it! ✨

playing around with an incorrect quote generator and came up with some gems

Ahsoka: Why are you late? Obi-Wan: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Ahsoka: Overslept? Obi-Wan: Overslept.

Ahsoka: I am the most responsible person in the group. Obi-Wan: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Ahsoka: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, why are you crying? Ahsoka: This book is so sad!! Obi-Wan, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Crosshair: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Tech: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Wrecker: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Crosshair: *shoots it*

Tech: Do we have any orange juice left? Crosshair: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Crosshair: Sorry, we’re all out.

Crosshair: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tech: So, you’re not going to share? Crosshair: I’m not going to share.

Omega: We’re kind of missing something guys. Echo: Cohesion? Crosshair: Teamwork? Tech: A general sense of what we’re doing? Hunter: And Wrecker is not here. Echo: Oh, and that, yeah.

Hunter: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* Hunter: And I mean it.

Echo: Are you mad? Hunter: No. Echo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Fox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Riyo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Fox: I said within reason, Riyo. How about I murder that guy? Riyo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Fox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Fox: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Riyo: Peonies, why? Fox: Riyo: Were you going to get me flowers? Fox: Riyo: Fox: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Fox: Riyo and I are no longer dating. Riyo: Fox, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Satine : I want to kiss you. Obi-Wan, not paying attention: What? Satine : I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Satine : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid. Satine : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Satine : I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Satine : Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Satine , but they're too dumb for you. Satine : Obi-Wan.

Satine : I think I'm falling for you. Obi-Wan: Then get up.

Cody : You have an impressive pain tolerance. Obi-Wan: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Cody , holding an unconscious Obi-Wan: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Obi-Wan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Cody : Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Obi-Wan: Turns on the kitchen light Cody : Sitting at the table, eating bread Obi-Wan: It’s four in the morning. Cody : Turn the light back off.

Rex: Are you alright? Ahsoka: Short answer or long answer? Rex: Short? Ahsoka: No. Rex: Long? Ahsoka: Nooooooo.

Rex: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ahsoka. Rex: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Rex: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ahsoka: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Rex: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ahsoka: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Rex: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

Rex: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Ahsoka: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Rex: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Ahsoka: I will politely decline.

Local Immortal Monkie Discovers that Children Need Food.

Bonus:

Fun fact:

Rhesus Macaques have cheek pouches they can store food in.

Welp here we have An Lian family ✨

First up is his mother Queen Merry Breeze

Queen Merry Breeze, was once a celestial but chose to leave the celestial realm as her love and curiosity of the mortal realm grew. Especially once she learn that she had distinct family who dwell in a large village. She went and lived in the village, where she gain her most trusted servant Dr.Liang; who had been serving the family for generations and now they were serving her. There she earned the title "Queen" as the villagers grew to love Merry Breeze for her resourcefulness, tips in trading and that she kept the village safe from the threats around them.

Fun facts: Is the older sister of Princess Iron Fan, gain her immortality by the immortal peaches and is overprotective of her children. Has a dislike towards Azure, cause that guy flirted with her husband.

Next up the father Shui

Shui, a water demon born from water, who was found by some celestial maidens as a baby and taken to the celestial realm where he was raised by whom he dubbed his sisters. He received education that the celestial realm had, he would be told to study the art form of fighting, but he was drawn to art form of dancing and he skip out on his studies to watch the dancers practice. Often practicing the dances on his own time. Once others found out about this, they did scold him before Shui showed off his skill and low and behold, they could only describe his dancing as elegance, his movements flowing like water, smooth, graceful, as if he had been dancing his whole life. He was granted to be a celestial dancer, becoming one of the best ones.

Fun facts: He's judgemental on those that have intent on becoming friends with his family. The necklace he wears keeps him from turning into his water monster form out of anger and such. Has a glamour over his ears. To say many people have tried to woo him is an understatement

Up next the triplets!

Minyi the oldest by 3 minutes, Suyi the 2nd oldest by 2 minutes and then Yanyi the youngest.

Fun facts: They're 8 years old, Dr.Liang is their caretaker, they knew of their brother, but never met him until they meet him after the events of season 4. They haven't met QMB sister family yet and they have only seen PIF once. The sisters love playing a lot henceforth they're very energetic and friendly. Little gremlins at night-

And last but certainly not least Dr. Liang!

They been serving the family for generations and been the closest friend to them. Though once QMB came into the picture, they became loyal to her as she eventually became the leader or what the villagers called her "Queen". He found this generation to be his favorite and they loved being the caretaker for QMB and Shui children.

Fun fact: They're 6'9, quite strong, they're an ex mercenary, he was the messenger for the love letters between Shui and QMB, he's been the family doctor for generations, only became the caretaker of the kids for QMB and Shui. He questions the family taste in partners sometimes though, having been a bit skeptical of Shui at first before eventually accepting it. They have patches of missing fur.

take this nice drawing of Shui ✨

Megatron

What would the monkeys reaction be to mk hidinf hes sick and collapsing infront of them.

100% something mk would do.

From 0 to 1000+

A Transformers xover

I wanted to mess around with another screenshot from s3 so grabbed some of my friends' Macaques and put them all in one place. Terrible for everyone involved they are, awful

Double Trouble and Entanglament au Macaques belong to @ninjasmudge

Swap au Macaque belongs to @winterpower98

Shadowheart au Macaque belongs to @animemoonprincess

Inverted au Macaque belongs to @strange-lace

And Perfect Champion and Overshadowed Macaque are both mine

...Plus the swks, because I thought It'd be funny