The Operator: Thanks For Turning Yourselves In

It’s perfect

Am I doing this right

It’s-a me, Ezra!

Буп

absolute insane sweater of all-over ascii art that i bought in a heartbeat

It's not real but the Anafabula is still coming for us

Hey, guys! So, I discovered SCP when I was a kid and I genuinely thought that it was real. Since then, I've discovered the "fandom" side and I honestly cannot tell if it's supposed to be real or fake. I know this is probably really dumb but if you could please clarify, I would very much appreciate it.

scp is not real. if it was, i would be very confused as to why the top secret government site accepted my piece about a fictional character getting eaten by spiders

-mod ue

Tbh I shipped it too c.early 2018 but now the cringe is too much to handle

top reylo posts of all time

Yes, mom, it is a phase. Let me go through it in peace.

... Accurate

I am not sorry.

Don’t express, delay delivery 

Please don’t leave the house when this happens.

https://twitter.com/GitGudNami

That relationship was kinda toxic tbh

super-duper 100% official news

049 and 035 got divorced

-Cerastes

I'm a lemon iced tea

tag yourself!!

iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis

milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts

frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers

soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin

lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t