Mama's Handbag Is Filled With Secrets.

Wanting to draw something related with Georgina especially that the final part of the event releases in a few hours :DD i really want to know what she did to our gremling friend-

taking in mind how the tweels are, she is really a good, strong mama ! (now please show us the father-

Häschen II

Actually, he's teasing two of them at once 😔

pixel sunday!!

The colorful first years.

They’re everything to me<3

crowley babaa 🐦‍⬛

Tumblr is such a delightful space because there really is people from all walks of life. There's somebody with the life experience range of an 11-year-old in a 33-year-old body going "actually being engaged with this thing that I have never encountered in real life is super weird and creepy, I don't know anybody who does that", and the next person is like "we are trying to teach my daughter latin since she already knows all the latin names of her favourite animals and my grandmother's best friend is an university professor who teaches it", and the next one is like "anyway a funny thing happened today when I was sucking dick for meth "

I just don’t get it. How can our society act so goddamned normal about seahorses. How can anybody so casually accept that that’s a fish???

This is one of nature’s most anatomically perverse of all beasts. A FISH, like a carp or a bass or a beta is a fish, but it bent its body straight up only to bend its head permanently back down. It stretched its skull into a pipe. It tapered its tail like a lizard, specifically like a chameleon. It can also move its eyes independently by the way, you know, like a chameleon. Fun fact, it can change color to express its mood, like you know whatever does that. It doesn’t properly swim anymore. It buzzes its few remaining fins like an insect’s wings to float itself around at a snail’s pace. It lives its whole life clinging to coral branches or seaweed, which means it decided to become a “tree dweller” in an environment where gravity didn’t even matter anyway. The males get pregnant. They make noises at each other by rubbing some of their neck bones together. Every day, EVERY DAY a mated pair does a little dance and a little neck bone song so they remember which two seahorses they were. They’re a beautiful precious obscenity. Nothing so adorable ever made such a strong case against a logical creator.

They have as little skin and meat as they could get away with. Their skeleton is almost all they are.

High-res Assets for Jade Leech - Eternity Float

Dialogue, animations, and extra assets can be found on Drive: Link

Officer please I didn't kill him I only stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and stabbed him and then he died completely unrelatedly ten minutes later