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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

The transition from “Why do *I* need to survive” in the original post to “YOUR tragic and graphic demise” in the follow-up is some kind of ominous threat

"if you got isekai'd into [story] would you survive?"

why do i need to survive? is it not enough to have one charming conversation with geralt of rivia before dying tragically and preventably two days later thus changing the trajectory of his life forever ?? ?

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

I think Trump’s mistake was that he never took Harris seriously until Biden retracted his candidacy. He never respected her as a serious threat, or even noticed her really, because she’s a woman. Now that he’s forced to acknowledge her existence, he’s scrambling desperately to find a last-minute insult, and it’s not his best work. Classic Witch King of Angmar mistake

Snake Bridge on Macclesfield Canal. location: Astbury Congleton, England