Lankyhorologist - Sometimes I Post Things.

At this point, if donald trump announced that he was appointing jk rowling to the newly-invented position of Federal Investigator of Biological Fairness in Sports, I wouldn’t bat an eye

beavers are one of those things you just accept without question as soon as adults tell you about it as a kid and then many years later in your adulthood you look up one day and go wait, what do you mean there exists a species of rodent hydrological engineer that knows how to build properly ventilated freestanding houses for itself, that doesn't make any sense

the eternal tension between the fact I love having a clean kitchen and the fact I hate cleaning the goddamn kitchen

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

Since I’ve entered a Vampire Era and realized this is more commonly believed than I thought, here’s a poll.

No nuance. Do they bite and suck or use sippy straw fangs?

Is it strange to unironically listen to Sea Shanties? They slap… They’re great, but… is it weird?

Started playing subnautica

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

Finally a creature with a worse common name to beat tasselled wobbegong & spiny lumpsucker