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ABC's of intimacy | Hwang Jun-ho 🌶️

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Hwang Jun-ho Masterlist

General Masterlist

A = Aftercare (How do they look after you after sex.)

He’s a total sweetheart. Dotingly pulls you against him and kisses your temple. Jun-ho makes sure to clean you up and that you use the restroom before falling asleep to prevent disease. He’ll also constantly ask you if you’re cold, but how could you be with him around?!

B = Body part (Their favorite body part.)

On you: He loves your eyes and how they can so inquisitively watch him. Because of this, he’s big into maintaining eye contact while fucking you.

On himself: He loves his own shoulders and the way you grip at them whenever he’s on top. It makes him feel strong and protective over you.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

He loves to see you swallow his cum, the sight of which makes him weak in the knees.

D = Dirty Secret (A secret they won’t tell)

He wouldn’t mind some kinky roleplay where he’s the officer and you’re the person he has to frisk, which will, of course, turn very sexual.

E = Experience (Experienced, virgin, etc.)

Jun-ho is absolutely not the type to sleep around, but that doesn’t mean he’s had no partners before you. The relationships he did have in the past however made him quite a skilled and experienced partner, but not only in the area of sexuality. He’s definitely giving it a full 100%, all of the time.

G = Goofy (Are they serious or silly during intimacy?)

He’s mostly quite serious when having sex with you, but whenever you’re in a pouty mood, he’ll do anything in his being to make you laugh. For example, he’ll definitely blow raspberries against your thighs, which is almost always successful. Or he’ll tickle you, which is not often something that you appreciate, but it does pull at least a smile from you.

F = Favorite Position

He really doesn’t mind, but the butterfly position gets him going. Your legs on his shoulder as he rocks into you, your hands intertwined, it makes him feel immensely connected to you.

H = Hair (Are they well groomed, does the curtain match the drapes?)

Jun-ho doesn’t have a lot of body hair and what little he has he shaves off, so he’s very well-groomed and clean below the belt.

I = Intimacy (How romantic are they)

This man is an absolute sap and would totally book a honeymoon suite just so the two of you can fuck between rose petals. He also surprises you very often with romantic trips, sometimes to make up for working late. You tell him that there is no need to apologise because you love him just as much and that his work is just very important, but you don’t mind slow sex in a cabin in the woods either.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Jun-ho does not have a lot of pent-up energy since his work requires a lot of his attention, but that doesn’t mean that he sometimes needs release. He sometimes slips into the restroom when at work and will text you that he’s feeling horny, to which you often reply with a naugthy picture he can get himself off on.

K = Kinks

Wouldn’t mind roleplaying, as mentioned before. He’d also love for you to put his handcuffs on him one day so that you can have your way with him. Jun-ho is certain that it would be extremely arousing to have you going down on him whilst he’s caught in his own restraints.

L = Location (Where to do it?)

He’ll do you everywhere, but he likes to fuck you in the shower. Whenever you tell him that you’re going to wash up, he’s bound to follow and fucks you against the slippery wall. Saves water, he says, but it causes you to spend way too long under the running shower anyways.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Jun-ho is not a difficult man and does not require a lot. A few fleeting touches will do, or whenever you sit on his lap. When he feels your butt against his clothed crotch, it’ll get him going no matter what. Even more if you grind against him, be it on purpose or on accident.

N = No (What they absolutely wouldn’t do under any circumstance)

He would never - ever - fuck you in public. Not if there’s a risk involved that someone would walk in on you. The idea of being caught is a huge turn-off for him, so he’d never do anything of the sort. This also means no toys in public.

O = Oral (Giver or receiver, or both?)

A bit of both, but strongly leaning receiver. It drives him crazy when you go down on him, and he can’t get enough of your mouth around his cock. You’re extremely good at it, so can you blame him?!

P = Pace

His pace is quite average - just right! Sometimes he’s slow, sometimes a bit quicker, entirely depending on the mood you’re in and how far along the line you are.

Q = Quickie (Are they down for it?)

As long as it is in a safe and secluded environment, absolutely. If you show up at the police station and he’s able to get you into a private setting? He’s totally down for a quick fuck! As long as you can keep quiet, that is, but he’ll make sure of that in quite an explicit way, much to your delight.

R = Risk (Are they willing to do anything dangerous or risky?)

When it comes to bondage he wouldn’t mind - read: Kinks. However, he’s not willing to do anything dangerous or risky when it involves public spaces and will only have a quickie in public if the space you are in can be locked up so that nobody will be able to walk in on you.

S = Stamina (How long do they last?)

One long round, where he can make you cum several times. For someone of his profession, it’s important to have a good physical condition, so has impressive control over his own body.

T = Toy (Into experimenting?)

Not really, sorry. He wouldn’t mind something like a small vibrator to increase your pleasure, but toys like dildos, strap-ons, whips and more, just scare him a little. He isn’t sure why, he’s just not into that.

U = Unfair (Are they a tease?)

He can sometimes tease you but never keeps it up for long. Mainly because he doesn’t like to keep you waiting, but maybe also a bit because he can barely control himself around you. If he could choose between teasing you to no end or getting blown by you, the choice is easily made.

V = Volume

He is far from loud, but does make some pleasant noises. Breathes very heavily, too, especially when he’s close to orgasm.

W = Wildcard (Any headcanon)

Proud to introduce you to his mom. Like so unbelievably proud. He’s a gushing mess about it and his mother adores you immensely.

X = X-Ray (What are they hiding?)

Jun-ho is quite sizable, with a nice firm head, quite long, nice and slender cock. Knows how to use it well, especially in combination with his fingers.

Y = Yearning (How high is their libido?)

His libido is quite average. He won’t jump you at any given moment, but you certainly go at it several times a week.

Z = Zzz (How long will it take for them to fall asleep?)

It takes Jun-ho not long to fall asleep, but he’s trying his best to stay awake until you’ve fallen asleep. Not that you mind if he fails to do so, though, because you love watching him doze off against your naked body just as much.

PLEASE SOMEONE 😭😭😭😭

alr hear me out about this one..brat taming with daisuke, but hes the one brat taming you..

uhuh

“maybe in another universe we get our happy ending”

the other universe:

just started my kenji sato era omg he's so hot i wanna scream.

Stupid chud john and his stupid weed smoking girlfriends

crazy how they both wanted him. to shreds