NGL Kinda Wish People Focused Less On Kyle Being The "grrr Angry" One And More On His Other Traits Because

MADE IT ALL LOOK PAINLESS, MAN AM I THE GREATESTTTTTTTT

(sobbing after ddba 1x01)

if i ever tell you "i cant possibly read a book in a day!" i am LYING. i am a FUCKING LIAR. because last night i read a 50k word fanfic in three fucking hours.

Hello wicked fandom <3

Cartman doesn’t give Stan nearly enough crap for being a hippie imo. Bro bullies Kyle for being jewish and Kenny for being poor 24/7 but when his other friend literally lives on a weed farm and is an animal right’s activist he’s spared for some reason??? Bro needs to lock in and start treating Stan way worse because I fear his brand may be in serious trouble if he doesn’t

@amy-maguire

Who is Who? SP X BSD

Kyle > Chuuya

Cartman > Dazai

Butters > Akutagawa

Stan > Oda (ft. Ike)

Ranpo > Kenny

Wendy > Kunikida

Chef > Fukuzawa

Jimmy > Kenji

Craig > Yosano

Tweek > Atsushi

Tolkien > Kyoka

Heidi > Ango

I want to elaborate but I am so lazy af

Jessica: Could you convince Matt to give me back my scarf?

Karen: You didn't give it to him?

Jessica: He took it off me! I think he even classifies it as theft.

Karen: To be a lawyer Matt breaks a lot of laws.

Fuck Marvel. They're not getting invited to my Daredevil themed birthday party.

Me when new Daredevil content

I…have no idea why I did this, but have the main 4 as horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. Except it’s dogs because I dont trust horses.

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

Ill probably write more abt this tmmrw but for now I just wanna say I've always figured these powers to be temporary things kinda based on his mental state at a time

Kyle Broflovski's got powers, and I don't see people talk about it

Okay so, I don't know if nobody's talked about this or if I'm just disconnected from the fandom. But just how many powers does Kyle Broflovski have!?!?!?!? Like, we see him having powers for the first time in The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 (season 4 episode 1) He develops not only Personal Existence Manipulation but also Reality Warping and some sort of Omnipresence and Higher Consciousness. He develops these abilities after he discovers that the tooth fairy is not real, and he starts to question the truth of all things, including his own existence. He begins to study various philosophies about the nature of reality. (Wikipedia plot summary). In the end of the episode, Kyle disappears into thin air while questioning his own existence, but soon reappears wielding control over all reality, even becoming a half-chicken half-squirrel beast.

Then in Cartman's Incredible Gift (Season 8 episode 13) he shows/develops psychic abilities, after jumping of a roof in order to fake having an accident to develop psychic abilities (Since in the episode Cartman starts telling people he's a psychic after he jumped of a rooftop) In order to be taken seriously (Wikipedia page so you can read the summary). After everything's said and done, at the hospital, a fight breaks out between Cartman and the fake psychics, at which point Kyle gets annoyed and yells at them to stop, at which point the light bulbs in the room explode and a shelf becomes partially detached from its wall, spilling its contents on the floor.

In the episode It's a Jersey Thing (Season 14, episode 7) he has these "Transformations" that are obviously making fun of/Referencing werewolf transformations, but you know, I'm still adding them mostly since he does seem to be stronger in his "Jersey form" and more aggressive (Again, clearly both making fun of people from Jersey and Werewolves)

In Turd Burglars (Season 23 episode 8) he seems to be able to see/feel the microbiome of his entire body and everything else, having almost psychic dreams showing the bookcase in Tom Brady's house, which is actually a secret entrance to a basement where he has been hiding his faeces. In the end of the episode, the boys take those faeces and they're used to save the whole town (Again, you can read the episode's plot in Wikipedia to get a better summary of it). And when asked how he knew about, Kyle just says that his microbiome knew.

Like, just the implications of it have so much potential, I know the show doesn't follow a canon timeline, with many characters dying and appearing again later on, or the cannon in the games, show and movies being different, etc. But like, it's almost becoming a running gag with Kyle having powers (If we follow the logic of "One time is a X, two times is a Y, three times is a pattern"). Just imagine both Kyle and Kenny would become the only characters (To my knowledge) Who canonically have superpowers (Kenny's immortality).

I don't know, I just thought I'd talk about it.