Jason: So.
Jason: How many murders did you refrain from committing today?
Damian: Thirty two.
Jason: Good for you.
Jason: Here, have a cookie.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.
Danny learns how to play an instrument and gets a gig at one if the Bats Rouges bar or something. The Bats show up to fight said Rouge and while the rest of Dannys band ran and left he stays playing music. Like the band in titanic did but instead he’s playing some up beat or intense beat to make it sound like their in a fight scene. Better yet if the instrument he learns is the Violin.
Still Feel by Half Alive
(there is a second of flashing at the start was unsure if i should tag it or not, but this is the warning)
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Canon Facts in DP No One Uses
Danny has caught Fright Knight’s blade between his hands and nothing happened to him (Fright Knight)
Jazz had an interest in being a brain surgeon (13')
Jack once sucked the house into a parallel dimension (Maternal Instincts)
Vlad literally experimented on and murdered wild animals to use their ghosts as bodyguards (Maternal Instincts)
Skulker eats ghosts (Life Lessons)
Clockwork’s duplicates of himself are all him at different points in time (Ultimate Enemy)
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free