Oh Mootie Oh Dearest Mootie

Better ingredients, better pizza,

We always play to win, and we’re rock hard when we do it —

Papa John’s.

Just some friends that smile occasionally

god im so rusty lmaooooooo

who are these guys ???

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

ok but

scott infodumping about hyperfixations and wallace playing with his hair and listening

Birds really use sound in the craziest ways.

King penguin chicks can hear a quarter of a second of their parents' call and know it is them. While surrounded by hundreds of other screaming birds.

White bellbirds produce a call that hits 125.4 decibels — the same volume as a whole-ass rock concert.

Common nightingales have between 150 and 200 distinct song types. Mostly used for seduction (who's surprised tbh?)

Parts of male zebra finch brains are 3-6 times larger than females to accommodate the complexity of their songs.

The cassowary head casque might have evolved primarily to act as a microphone to broadcast calls so low, us humans can't hear them. They even tilt their head down and forward to make the broadcast more effective.

Superb lyrebirds are probably the best mimics on Earth, and tailor their courtship dances to particular sounds they've "collected." They literally have a dance for the "song" of a chainsaw.

Truly bonkers shit these birds be doing with sound.

it ended today and it’s truly a crime to me that seemingly nobody’s brought weapon x-traction to the attention of the non-comic deadclaws fans. it’s the only comic i’ve read that explicitly calls wade pansexual and emphasizes his queerness without it being the butt of the joke. it’s the only thing i’ve ever read that had me genuinely laughing pretty much the whole time. it has some utterly enchanting art. and as of this week and the last it has deadclaws LITERALLY finding each other in every universe

with everything about this comic taken into account i’m so sure that the subtextual intention for it being romantic was there. because like yeah what the fuck is happening in any of this. what’s happening HERE?

why are they so sickeningly domestic. don’t piss me off

I’m watching the Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman puppy interview and the question “what’s your love language?” comes up… RYAN RESPONDED WITH “unblinking violence on camera” DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE IS A GAY LOVE STORY BETWEEN WADE AND LOGAN AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!!!!!

Diesel's put on weight since I started feeding him so I'm feeding him less. He's not happy about it.