I Want That Fat Boy!

Recreating the Deep Sea

How do we handle the deep-sea pressure in our Into the Deep/En lo Profundo exhibit? Spoiler alert: we don't crack under it! Learn more about this fin-tastic water system with Brian Maurer, Manager of Life Support Systems at the Aquarium. 🪼🌊

everytime this scene plays in the end pt 2 i always wish i was jon because of the way eduardo is holding him, being so caring and tender and feeling nothing but pure raw emotion, no tough guy facade, not being a jerk, just being unfiltered in the moment

I need to rewatch this show

OH GOD THE LIGHTNING AND ANGLE AND THE WAY HE MOVES AND THE LITTLE DING I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE FUCK SLEEP I’M GONNA WATCH THIS 1000 TIMES

new heresy im developing: hermit crabs also ate of the fruit of knowledge of good and evil and hence also aware of their nakedness

TORD

"he would not fucking say that" but about injuries. he would not fucking recover that quickly. those scars would not fucking heal like that. he would not be fucking able bodied after that. he would not be fully lucid after that.

Shake zula tha mic rula

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

bro I cant find any of these help

2010s creepypasta called 'the slovak cooking video': genuinely the most terrifying thing you ever read, kept you up at night on the verge of a panic attack. if go back and reread it now it's not actually very good but, like, cmon

reddit nosleep post titled 'it's been 32,105 seconds since I've last seen my cat': high-concept horror writing with a genuinely good premise ruined by the protagonist being overly hyper-logical, and simultaneously, randomly incapable of basic reasoning because the author's first idea for the story was how cool the explanation of the concept would be, which we haven't gotten to yet. has rick and morty prose

scp foundation article #42069 named 'a funny hat': okay yeah, christ. fuck. i want to show this to every person i know. this changed my life. used to be absolute garbage before it was put up for rewrite and spent two years being ship-of-theseus'd by a group of new authors. was good enough that it spawned an entire mythos of low-quality derivatives to make into 'iceberg' videos

I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever